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He wrote this to me. Removed my name to hide my last name.

He also said he wishes I would get raped. Give his work a call: CHESTER VILLAGE 3555 Danforth Avenue Toronto, Ontario Tel: 416-466-2173

Anxiety is like a Spidey-sense that has absolutely no idea what it's doing

Just saw a homeless guy with no shoes on and dirty feet on one of those little hoverboard things #FloridaManAtItAgain

It's pretty fucking ironic that I got that nasty video right after tweeting about getting unwanted dick pics...

SPC111 on Snapchat also added me by user name when he sent me a vulgar video. Who the fuck is this?!?

Someone on Snapchat named SPC111 just sent me a nasty video of himself whacking off. I did not ask for this shit wtf

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you probably explains why so many guys send unsolicited nudes

My way of flirting is looking at the person I'm attracted to and hoping they're braver than I am

"It's Raining Men," and "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor," are about the same event, but wildly different perspectives

Is it weird going into an orgy and opening asking "Hey.... you gonna eat that?

I never burn bridges; I just fail to maintain them, and let them structurally degrade over time

I've taken so many "before" pics while telling myself I'm gonna start working out, I basically just have a slideshow of me getting fatter

It’s socially acceptable to talk about how reliant and addicted you are to a drug as long as that drug is caffeine.

I told my mother to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.