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Foul mouthed smart ass//My Twitter profile started out as a bet//I love unicorns and dirty jokes and dirty jokes about unicorns.

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Joined February 2009
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Rick Colby
@RickBColby28 May 2017
This life is under construction. Please pardon our appearance. – at Columbus, OH
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That Marc@The_Marcness25 Mar 2017
Person in RL: Hey, didn't I see you on Twit...
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Sooz@CruisinSoozan22 Mar 2017
Bucket List: 1. Buy a pretty journal to write Bucket List in. 2. Ugh. This seems like a lot of work.
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The Sharona@TheSharona0627 Jul 2016
These calming essential oils work much better now that I've added wine and xanax to the blend.
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Fly J@FlyJ_21 Aug 2015
My sex tape is 30 minutes of me trying to get back on the floaty I fell off of in the pool.
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Fly J@FlyJ_6 Jun 2016
I'm sorry, I didn't know you owned the Internet. I will delete my tweet that had one similar word as yours.
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dedbrain@mmmdonutss10 Jun 2015
Listen, I hate you... I'm just not... IN hate with you.
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Elise@elisemarie9125 Mar 2016
She wears short skirts I eat pizza She's cheer captain And I'm still eating pizza
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Elise@elisemarie914 May 2016
Age 10: Worried about ppl from the Internet finding me in real life Age 25: Worried about ppl from real life finding me on the Internet
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Ahad OC@semple4211 May 2016
*says 'good morning' in all DM rooms, on snap, on IG, via text, annndddd now it's lunch.
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Hand Solo™@RdrJay4726 Apr 2016
I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.
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Noodles@Dawn_M_12 Jan 2016
Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn.
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Mmmkay?@missekay17 Jan 2015
I like Star Wars and Star Trek so yeah, I go both ways.
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mo@chuuew29 Mar 2016
I'll never salute you, you son of a bitch
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Steven W Skinner@SkinnerSteven27 Feb 2015
Shout out to my self-aware friends, you know who you are
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Hawlk@the_hawlk23 Feb 2016
SECURITY GUARD: "Sir, I have to check all backpacks" ME: "ok" *opens backpack* *its full of hundreds of tiny backpacks*
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tater tot bros@thetits8 Feb 2016
GOD: there, my first animal :) SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move? G:like this*shimmies* S: G:just kinda*shimmies* S:dude
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Wilde Thingy@wildethingy19 Jun 2015
"I want to swim with an overweight, rich white guy before I die." - Dolphin bucket list.
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tater tot bros@thetits12 May 2016
[in the park] ME: aww look a baby WIFE: is it on me?! ME: um no it's in a stroll- WIFE: *swatting herself* I FEEL LIKE IT'S ON ME
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People who pronounce the H in vehicle. Stop that. Right now.
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