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Hiding from Daddy Dimon somewhere in Oregon

The Swamp
Joined February 2024
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Jensen touched this beaver too.
BREAKING: niche internet microcelebrity Jessica Pin admits to having had an affair with Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang. This is his THIRD known affair, following his relationship with an Nvidia executive.
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Market open, bank closed are the best days
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Okay, yeah. Sure, we totally did. Time to end it.
TRUMP: WE WON IN IRAN
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So was this the reason or the reason that was used to cancel a job that was going to be canceled anyways?
JUST IN: Maryland activist helps block a $5B AI data center planned for the site of an abandoned shopping mall that closed 24 years ago, after gathering over 25,000 signatures.
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The loans have to be paid back lol
Billionaires borrow against their wealth TAX-FREE to pay for their lifestyle. Meanwhile, you’re paying taxes on every paycheck. I’ve got a bill to close that loophole and make billionaires pay their fair share.
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That’s why he didn’t return my cold call. I’ll get the next one.
New: An illegal alien from Mexico has been federally charged for his alleged role in a major drug trafficking ring, where he laundered illicit drug proceeds out of an Oregon store he owned and operated. Esteban Peralta Fragozo, 50, processed more than $93 MILLION in wire transfers out of his Springfield business “El Kaiman Western Wear” between 2018 and 2026. At least $34 MILLION of the transactions were traced to drug-trafficking corridors in Mexico and Honduras, according to the Oregon US Attorney's Office.
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First time I took this was in Econ class in college before my workout. I started shaking in my desk, hit my PR on bench for a set of five and the next day didn’t feel a thing when I took it again lol.
People are so soft they’re banning creatine. They could never handle the old days. We used to do lines of NO-XPLODE for sport. The original formula. The one made out of meth.
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Good to know I can make some extra money going down to Cali and slinging creatine to high school gym rats.
California has passed a law requiring age verification to buy creatine starting January 1, 2027
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The more political commentators I unfollow, the better my @X feed gets
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This is the greatest use case for AI I've ever seen
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D’s were motivated
Republican votes stayed the same. Democrats materialized 20 million new votes.
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Lower taxes, higher prices, a quagmire in Iran and a reminder as to why the party sucks lol
“What was it like when conservatives controlled the House and Senate?”
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So many posts on my Facebook feed from people who think yesterday’s election is going to make their life better… it won’t.
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Vance is starting his presidential campaign now.
VANCE: RELATIONSHIP WITH ISRAEL IS ONE REASON GOP LOST
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TDS 2.0 is people who can’t see how bad Trump has screwed the pooch this year.
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After seven days in the NICU, we’re finally home. The staff at Randall Children’s Hospital was great.
Baby came yesterday morning. Wife is healing up well from the unplanned c section and baby beaver is just getting some oxygen from the baby cpap to strengthen her lungs and then we should be headed back home to the beaver den.
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The NICU nurses we’ve worked with have all been amazing people. If you’re a single dude, go try and find a NICU nurse. They’re the most caring group of people I’ve ever met. We’ve had 8 or 10 different ones now, all amazing.
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I made a little friends group of dads here in the NICU and we are all in sales… lol
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