Hiding from Daddy Dimon somewhere in Oregon
The Swamp
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Beaver Banker retweeted
I once got an acquittal for a guy who grabbed his wife by the hair, slapped her, and then fired a revolver next to her head… and then threw her out of the trailer and fired another round in the air outside of the trailer…
because he was trying to watch the Super Bowl and she wouldn’t stop nagging him.
I tried the case because there was no plea deal even offered. Two felonies, both with mandatory 10 years and no parole. Nothing to lose…
After the wife testified at trial, being particularly nasty to me on cross examination, the jury apparently sympathized with my client, who had been married to her for decades, and just like that… set him free. Even the judge couldn’t believe it.
That trailer is still sitting there - now abandoned - on the side of US 219 and you can still see the bullet hole in the wall.
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
Beaver Banker retweeted
The Pacific Northwest is the most beautiful part of the country and it physically pains me that their politics are also the most retarded.
Beaver Banker retweeted
ICYMI: Are MLB playoffs a crapshoot? If so, it hasn’t exactly worked out for the New York Yankees lately.
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Beaver Banker retweeted
People need to understand that all these guys that are breaking playoff records are doing so in an era when 12 teams go to the playoffs and not the 4 that went prior to 1994 when there were only 2 divisions in each league and no wild card. Not to diminish what they have accomplished but we need to put it in perspective.
Beaver Banker retweeted
The Yankees are sure lucky George Steinbrenner is not around. A lot of people would be losing their jobs.
Beaver Banker retweeted
honestly don't think a lot of women realize that frappuchino type drinks have calories and are one of the primary reasons they are fat
Beaver Banker retweeted
I never want to go through what we had to endure during the Biden administration again - the White House was taken over by the weirdest, gayest, crap imaginable. From the bag stealing nuclear cross dressing freak, to fake chick tits on the lawn, to the flaming assistant with nails... And worse; just gawdy, nasty, low-class phaggotry galour.
Beaver Banker retweeted
The skies are changing. Defending against one threat isn’t enough anymore. Our Raid Hunter™ is built to meet the challenge with precision-guided gunfire and the speed needed to help protect what’s critical.
Beaver Banker retweeted
Neri (and I) had seven miscarriages trying to have a second child during Covid and then the time ran out.
WTF was he thinking?
Fauci privately warned of miscarriage risk linked to COVID vaccine while publicly claiming no issues, newly released texts show trib.al/bDcp5GG
Beaver Banker retweeted
like a 50bps rate cut is "right for the economy" 2 months before the 2024 presidential election
Beaver Banker retweeted
I see American leftists are fetishizing Mao again.
Part of what got me involved in SF politics was @DSA_SF hosting sycophantic Mao readings in 2023 and trolling Chinese Americans who pointed out the history.
