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An Inconvenient Goof

 In the swamps of Jersey
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Joined July 2009
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Hi everyone. Pleased to announce that Xena Warrior Princess, Judge Judy, Elliott Smith and Chucky on SNL is my brand. Thanks! youtu.be/NDDOyDZ3Aks – at Jersey City, NJ
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Oscar the Grouch@OscarTheGrouch3h
Sarah Sherman came by and was SO ANNOYING!!! Hey Sarah, come back anytime! Heh-heh-heh.
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frozen reeds@frozenreeds11h
Autechre crowd shot when the lights come up
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James@exhaustdataOct 27
[dying unfulfilled] “this is just like Synecdoche New York”
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celia
@_celia_bedelia_Oct 27
“Shove that ballroom Up your fat ass” October, 2026; poet unknown
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@zithekydOct 24
its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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Nate@thenatewolfOct 24
All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.
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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1Oct 25
For the 17th year in a row, Lane Pryce ranks as the #1 Halloween costume in America among both men and women
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Stereogum
@stereogumOct 24
Turnstile at the Washington Monument today, a benefit show raising money for humanitarian aid in Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon [📹: Ayman Abdeldayem]
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Reductress@ReductressOct 23
Phew! Conversation Safely Steered to Movies
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carrie coon? in the post (2017). matthew rhys? in the post (2017). sarah paulson? you guessed it: in the post (2017). bob odenkirk? oh yes he's in the post (2017). alison mf brie? yeah honey you can find her in the post (2017)
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friend just said elizabeth holmes seems “kind of crazy”
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A woman at the Beck show tonight was throwing down wholehearted, unironic Elaine Benes dance moves and it made my whole goddamn week
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Whoever did this… 10/10 no notes 🤣
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The Knockdown Center is the Terminal 5 of Queens. Perhaps the meanest sentence I’ve ever written.
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river cartwright falling down the stairs.mp4
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Blake ™@NeilNevinsOct 21
Nathan: Do you see why this is funny? Elizabeth: He’s wearing a hot dog costume? Nathan: Yeah, he is. But what about his feigned innocence at not being the one who drove the hot dog car through the wall? Elizabeth: Well…he’s saying he didn’t do that.
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fox ♥️@heated_rivoliOct 20
if the hardcore band’s bassist looks like this you are about to die in that pit
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviOct 20
i believe it's possible and often good to have different taste than your loved ones but i genuinely do not think i could ever make it work with somebody who doesn't enjoy the rebate episode of nathan for you
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delaney@haIfreaIOct 19
White people when u say u don’t like Geese
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angela@horrorcomediesOct 19
People my age: i need to get serious about settling down and starting a family Me: i need to get serious about watching movies again
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