Plastic Manchester United fan
Maharashtra, India
Joined December 2013
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Samson retweeted
That one player who sacrificed his career stats just to make the whole team look good.
Samson retweeted
If you're broke or jobless, please don’t start trading stocks or crypto.
I know this sounds harsh, but it’s the truth many beginners ignore.
Trading is NOT a quick money machine.
It is a high-risk skill that demands capital, emotional stability, and the ability to handle losses without destroying your financial life.
When your income is unstable, your mind is in survival mode.
And survival mode never produces good decisions - especially in markets.
I’ve seen people blow up their savings, borrow money, or gamble hoping for “one big win.”
But markets reward discipline, patience, and risk management… not desperation.
If you’re in a tough position today, focus on building a stable income first:
- Learn a high-income skill
- Build your career
- Strengthen your cash flow
- Create an emergency fund
Once your foundation is strong, the stock market becomes an opportunity - not a trap.
Trading should multiply your wealth, not rescue you from crisis.
If you agree, share this with someone who needs to hear it.
Samson retweeted
Dear men,
-Watermelon gives you a harder erection.
-Avocado gives you strength.
-Pineapple boosts your libido.
-Banana stops premature ejaculation.
-Apples maintain your blood pressure.
-Coconut provides you with natural energy.
-Cucumber gives you stamina.
-Pomegranate increases your sex drive.
-Nuts help keep your heart stable during sex.
-Carrots make your sperm thick.
Men, fall in love with these fruits; Repost for others!
Samson retweeted
Cats would never
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Samson retweeted
Indian Football Team lost to Singapore and is now out of Asian Cup qualifying race.
India is the best ranked Team in its group as per FIFA rankings but they are at the bottom right now.
India - 134
Hong Kong - 146
Singapore - 158
Bangladesh - 184
Waiting for the authorities and players to blame cricket for this pathetic performance.
Samson retweeted
She apparently caught him cheating in 2 months but waited for 3 years to take 4.75 CRORES in Alimony
Quite believable
No wonder @yuzi_chahal wore "Be your own Sugar Daddy" 😜 😜 😂
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Samson retweeted
Just paid a credit card bill of over ₹90,000 via CRED and thanks to CRED, they rewarded me with ₹1.
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Ashwini Kumar, the astrologer from Bihar residing in Noida was arrested for sending Mumbai terror threat ‘34 human bombs’. He sent the threat message to Mumbai police in the name of his friend Firoz to frame him.
Yesterday, Mumbai Police had received a bomb blast threat via WhatsApp on the traffic police’s number ahead of Anant Chaturdashi. The message claimed 400 kilograms of RDX was planted in 34 vehicles, and 14 Pakistani terrorists had entered India under “Lashkar-e-Jihadi.”
