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Czechoslovakian Interior Decorator (she/her)

NYC
Joined December 2012
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Boo!
An adult grace who still goes by gracie is something that is so scary to me
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There are Heather “Holla” Thompsons everywhere for those with eyes to see
Silvia Saige says Royals first baseman Eric Hosmer kicked her out of his apartment when she wouldn’t sleep with him. Then Bruce Chen flew her first class to away games, until her aunt saw on the news that he was engaged “I’ll say this guy’s name too because f*** him... Eric Hosmer was our first baseman at the time. I went home with him... he kicked me out of his apartment.” “I guess the next day he went to the locker room and told everyone, bragging that he’d kicked me out because I wouldn’t sleep with him.” “Bruce had gotten my phone number. He said, ‘I would like to show you how a woman should be treated, because what Eric did to you was completely wrong. Let me make that up to you.’” “Our very first date, he flew me out to an away game first class. When I got there, the doorman knew my name and what I was wearing.” “We date for several months. He meets my family.” “I get a phone call about eight months in from my aunt... ‘Your uncle just called... Bruce is engaged to someone?’” “I call him and I said, ‘What is happening?’ And he said, ‘Yeah, I am getting married, but I would still like to see you.’” “He was like, ‘Well, why do you think you go to the away games and not the home games?’” “And I do like planes. So I have no idea.”
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Nice argument. However I have already portrayed myself as woke trans ally Charles Barkley and you as noted chud Shaquille O’Neal.
Shaquille O'Neal: "Who you calling, the cops?" Charles Barkley: "Kash Patel."
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THERE'S A VID ON YOUTUBE OF THE OWNER PUTTING THE CASINO BUTTER DIRECTLY ON THE STONE
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there is simply nothing like seeing kobach fail on the statewide scale again
Another one I missed last night: Kansas AG Kris Kobach down by 11,000 votes. In 2020, Rs prodded Marshall into the Senate race out of fear that Kobach would win the nomination and blow it. And now they're both #OpenToWork nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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BREAKING: BAR STOOL SPORTS ACQUIRED BY JACOBIN
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Replying to @cowlonfull
THE STEVENS, RUFFIN, AND KOCH MONEY IS NOW YOURS
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Go to spangles and put your hand in the cash register
🔵 Adam Hamilton is winning Sedgwick County in Kansas by 16, Trump won it in 2024 by 14%
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The burner accounts are libbing out Woke 3.0 is OFFICIALLY HERE
KANSAS KANSAS KANSAS. BANG.
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Greg Abbott, where he going Chuck?
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KANSAS KANSAS KANSAS. BANG.
Decision Desk HQ projects Adam Hamilton wins the KS US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 10:48 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Julia Louis Dreyfus has a writing credit on this video
Here at Ken Paxton HQ, man in crowd yells “no!” as race called called for James Talarico. Then “Gloria” begins playing loudly on speakers.
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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That ballot watching itself on tv this morning
My mail in ballot for Scott Colom reaching the circuit clerk next week
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At the key moments we are, ultimately, Algerian. Never forget this
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Where’s shady Paul Davis when you need him
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Opening night high knees at Purdue vs Gonzaga
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I have this dress too kinda🩷
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