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“You should post her again, Harry.”
“But Professor, I’ve been posting her nonstop for almost two weeks now.”
“Good, my boy, very good. Now, you could move on to the next trend. You could abandon her to the algorithm, go for the next big thing to come around. Or, perhaps, even try to manufacture one yourself. It might get you more engagement, more new followers.”
“Sir, I’m not-“
“I once told you that it is our choices that define us, far more than our abilities. That we all must someday choose between doing what is right, and what is easy. This is one of those choices. Wouldn’t you agree?”
“…yes, Professor.”
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>fishing with my kid
>he gets a bite
>help him reel it in
>”Sure hope it’s not a stonefish. Hate those things.”
The fish:
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“You lived your life fighting the Dark Lord. You’re going to die over some girl?”
“Someone is.”
"Well hello, prey. You confront me, Fenrir Greyback? All alone?"
"I'm Ron Weasley. Long story... But a seer told me you're the one who murders my future wife, Lavender Brown."
"Oh? Good, I look forward to it. Thanks for giving me the name, boy. I'll savor it as I bite through her throat, and watch the life leave her eyes."
"No... You don't understand. You're never going to touch her."
"What? Are you here to fight me, boy?"
"Fight you? No... I'm here to kill you."
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"Fifty thousand points to Gryffindor for this...." Dumbledore murmured calmly.
"Reminds me of when I tore out fifty men's eyes and sent them back to their general from northern Vietnam... those were the good old days."
"Minerva, we must now have a talk about those stories... while I enjoy them- believe you me I do, they inspired more than one beating I gave Dobby, I should ask you not to say them around Harry and Draconia. I like them innocent."
"And neither Lucius nor Sirius signed the consent forms for them?" She asked resentfully.
"I tried persuading them, even gave Sirius one of those cigars he loves so much, but they said no (despite Black accepting my second offer of two thousand cigars), they like their children innocent... until they walk down the aisle." Dumbledore said only to smile, "Ah look at them, they almost leant forward there!"
"Beautiful! I love seeing them so happy!" Minerva gushed wiping a tear from her eye.
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Divayth Fyr: so... You seek to make a busty tomboy version of yourself?
Ron: who are you!?
Divayth Fyr: that's not important! Do you truly want this?
Ron: Yes... More than anything, freckled thighs, massive anime tits... And rowdy, a real tomboy!
Divayth Fyr: Why stop there? Why limit yourself, you could have the tomboy who keeps you on your toes, the shy book worm that manages your accounts, the doting mommy that tenderly cares for you, the absolute psycho that breaks your pelvis!
Ron: how could she be all of those at once?
Divayth Fyr: Ha! Who said there'd be only one! I have four daughter wives!
Ron: four!? I co- whu!? Daughters!?
Divayth Fyr: Come with me, I'll teach you, I just need you to go get me somethings from this ruin, I almost have everything I need for my dwemer erotica collection...
“Out of my way, Mr. Weasley. I must see Potter immediately.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Professor.”
“This isn’t a time for games, Weasley! Potter is late for his Guerrilla Warfare Training again! It is imperative he learn before Voldemort rises to power!”
“Harry’s with Malfoid right now, Professor. I can’t let your training get in the way of them producing a bazillion heirs.”
“…what do you propose, then?”
“Leave Harry to his true calling—loving and cherishing Malfoid. Train me instead.”
“You? Weasley, I don’t know if-“
“I will never know love like they do, Professor. I am forever barred from meeting the busty tomboy version of myself. I have nothing to lose. My only goal in life is to make sure Harry and Malfoid live happily ever after.”
“…Mr. Weasley… that’s…”
“Train me, Minerva ‘Hellfire’ McGonagall. Ron ‘Chudcannon’ Weasley won’t let you down, I swear it.”
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They've memed Amadeus.
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The goddamn convergence of Ronchad blocking the passageway, gushing over the self aware existence of the busty tomboy self, blackpilled, AND MERGING THOSE WITH THE MCGONAGALL SIDE PLOT?!
“Out of my way, Mr. Weasley. I must see Potter immediately.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Professor.”
“This isn’t a time for games, Weasley! Potter is late for his Guerrilla Warfare Training again! It is imperative he learn before Voldemort rises to power!”
“Harry’s with Malfoid right now, Professor. I can’t let your training get in the way of them producing a bazillion heirs.”
“…what do you propose, then?”
“Leave Harry to his true calling—loving and cherishing Malfoid. Train me instead.”
“You? Weasley, I don’t know if-“
“I will never know love like they do, Professor. I am forever barred from meeting the busty tomboy version of myself. I have nothing to lose. My only goal in life is to make sure Harry and Malfoid live happily ever after.”
“…Mr. Weasley… that’s…”
“Train me, Minerva ‘Hellfire’ McGonagall. Ron ‘Chudcannon’ Weasley won’t let you down, I swear it.”
RPG Enjoyer 🐉 retweeted
“I will never know love like they do, Professor. I am forever barred from meeting the busty tomboy version of myself. I have nothing to lose. My only goal in life is to make sure Harry and Malfoid live happily ever after.”
RON THE ABSOLUTE GOAT FOR GOD SAKE
“Out of my way, Mr. Weasley. I must see Potter immediately.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Professor.”
“This isn’t a time for games, Weasley! Potter is late for his Guerrilla Warfare Training again! It is imperative he learn before Voldemort rises to power!”
“Harry’s with Malfoid right now, Professor. I can’t let your training get in the way of them producing a bazillion heirs.”
“…what do you propose, then?”
“Leave Harry to his true calling—loving and cherishing Malfoid. Train me instead.”
“You? Weasley, I don’t know if-“
“I will never know love like they do, Professor. I am forever barred from meeting the busty tomboy version of myself. I have nothing to lose. My only goal in life is to make sure Harry and Malfoid live happily ever after.”
“…Mr. Weasley… that’s…”
“Train me, Minerva ‘Hellfire’ McGonagall. Ron ‘Chudcannon’ Weasley won’t let you down, I swear it.”
RPG Enjoyer 🐉 retweeted
“I will never know love like they do, Professor. I am forever barred from meeting the busty tomboy version of myself. I have nothing to lose. My only goal in life is to make sure Harry and Malfoid live happily ever after.”
“Out of my way, Mr. Weasley. I must see Potter immediately.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Professor.”
“This isn’t a time for games, Weasley! Potter is late for his Guerrilla Warfare Training again! It is imperative he learn before Voldemort rises to power!”
“Harry’s with Malfoid right now, Professor. I can’t let your training get in the way of them producing a bazillion heirs.”
“…what do you propose, then?”
“Leave Harry to his true calling—loving and cherishing Malfoid. Train me instead.”
“You? Weasley, I don’t know if-“
“I will never know love like they do, Professor. I am forever barred from meeting the busty tomboy version of myself. I have nothing to lose. My only goal in life is to make sure Harry and Malfoid live happily ever after.”
“…Mr. Weasley… that’s…”
“Train me, Minerva ‘Hellfire’ McGonagall. Ron ‘Chudcannon’ Weasley won’t let you down, I swear it.”
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"Chudcannon"
“Out of my way, Mr. Weasley. I must see Potter immediately.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Professor.”
“This isn’t a time for games, Weasley! Potter is late for his Guerrilla Warfare Training again! It is imperative he learn before Voldemort rises to power!”
“Harry’s with Malfoid right now, Professor. I can’t let your training get in the way of them producing a bazillion heirs.”
“…what do you propose, then?”
“Leave Harry to his true calling—loving and cherishing Malfoid. Train me instead.”
“You? Weasley, I don’t know if-“
“I will never know love like they do, Professor. I am forever barred from meeting the busty tomboy version of myself. I have nothing to lose. My only goal in life is to make sure Harry and Malfoid live happily ever after.”
“…Mr. Weasley… that’s…”
“Train me, Minerva ‘Hellfire’ McGonagall. Ron ‘Chudcannon’ Weasley won’t let you down, I swear it.”
