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“…anyway, then I transfigured the artist into a rat and teleported said rat to the Owlery. I think Hedwig likes me now.”
“Well done for once, Tom. Well done.”
Currently staying at a hotel for a week for work and I shit you not this place is entirely modeled around the Amadeus movie
Almost had a heart attack when I walked down the hall and saw Salieri out of the corner of my eye lmao
Anyway, this is a clear sign to post more Malfoid
>they’re real
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“One more thing, Harry. Don’t drink Cissy’s tea. Just trust me on that one.”
“Hold up, what does that mea—and he’s gone. Great.”
“Harry, listen. I’m gonna die in a minute. Don’t question it, it has to happen.”
“You can’t be seri-“
“I am, in fact, Sirius. Now listen. After I die and you all get rescued, you need to make sure to find Malfoid straight away. Her father’s gonna be arrested in the aftermath of all this and she’ll need you to protect her.”
“Protect her? Protect her from wh-“
“From whatever Voldemort might do to her. Or what he might make her do. You got it? Don’t let the girl you love fall into his hands.”
“…got it. I won’t let you down, Sirius. I won’t let her down.”
“I know you won’t. I couldn’t be prouder of the man you’re becoming. Now, I’ve got a date with destiny.”
“Your muggle streaming device, Lucius. Hand it over.”
“B-But my Lord, I-“
“NOW, Lucius! I told you we’re boycotting Malfoid slander in this house! WORMTAIL!”
“Y-yes, my Lo-“
“CRUCIO!”
. @popculture_show is doing their first ever episode of PCC Premiere on the weekend!
And your favorite derp is cohosting! Come say hello!
youtube.com/watch?v=L1OD27kR…
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“You should post her again, Harry.”
“But Professor, I’ve been posting her nonstop for almost two weeks now.”
“Good, my boy, very good. Now, you could move on to the next trend. You could abandon her to the algorithm, go for the next big thing to come around. Or, perhaps, even try to manufacture one yourself. It might get you more engagement, more new followers.”
“Sir, I’m not-“
“I once told you that it is our choices that define us, far more than our abilities. That we all must someday choose between doing what is right, and what is easy. This is one of those choices. Wouldn’t you agree?”
“…yes, Professor.”
Wtf was he thinking
🚨BREAKING: Man attacked by tiger at Yorkshire Wildlife Park after entering enclosure.
• Yorkshire Wildlife Park in Doncaster has confirmed a “serious incident” at its tiger enclosure on Saturday afternoon.
• Yorkshire Ambulance Service was called at 1.33pm, dispatching two ambulances, Yorkshire Air Ambulance and a doctor.
• The park has activated its emergency procedures and is working with authorities to establish what happened. Witness says that "shots were fired."
• The wildlife park has closed and will remain shut tomorrow.
“I am the true Heir of Slytherin, Potter! It’s in my blood! It’s my birthright!”
“You ever make a bratty Slytherin chick come by parseltonguing her pleasure box?”
“WHAT?! POTTER! That’s—“
“Didn’t think so. Stay in your lane, Diary Boy.”
