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“Goddamn it, Potter, just kiss her alrea—BY MERLIN IT’S HAPPENING! BELLATRIX THEY’RE KISSING!” “T-That’s nice, my lord. Do you maybe want to ki-“ “Shut the fuck up Bella, they’re starting to use tongue! WORMTAIL!” “Y-Yes, my lo-“ “CRUCIO!”

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I think the idea that Voldemort reflexively curses Wormtail whenever he gets either giddy or pissed off is hilarious Wormtail dreads any and every development in the Potter/Malfoid romance, both good and bad, because he knows he’ll end up screaming on the floor anyway
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So, Wormtail is to Voldemort what Dobby is to Dumbledore?
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Crucio had me rolling bro
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Yeah this is what I imagine of Voldemort now
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I love that depictions of Dumbledore are finally calming back down to something approaching canon while the Voldy arc is going completely off the rails.
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I love this image of Voldemort cause he looks like hes in a Seal video.
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This is the reaction every fan gets when the will they/won't they ship finally gets together
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"My lord!" "WHAT!?" "Don't you mean they're starting to use... Parseltongue?" "Wormtail?" "Yes?" "CRUCIO!"
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Crucio when he's excited
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Wormtail is his abuse goblin
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Having wormtail be Voldemort's Dobby is genius, love it
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Adding this one to the headcanoned character changes of the Malfoidverse; Voldemort is the ship’s biggest fan and defender, to the point of reading fan fiction while laying on his stomach and kicking his feet.
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Oooo, looks like a new bellatrix sub-plot, i can't wait to read more of it
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Voldemort beating the shit out of Wormtongue on reflex like Megatron does to Starscream is amazing
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Said it before, will say it again. Malfoid is 1 of the best things to happen to the internet in years
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Wormtail entrando en la habitacion ni se ha abierto la puerta y ya tiene un crucio en la cara
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I think this side plot of Voldemort being a secret fan of malfoid x Harry is funny as hell.
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Worm tail is Voldemort’s Dobby
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He abuses Wormtail the same way Dumbledore abuses Dobby. 2 sides of the same coin
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This 100% happens in the book btw
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Trying to hold it together in class right now. This is the funniest one I've seen today.
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Yo wormtail teaming up with dobby and they do a 2vs2 against Dumbledoor and Voldy might be peak as FUCK
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Dude I've coming over to this tweet over and over again the whole day laughing my fucking ass off each time. I may actually be retarded. Case I'm not, good job!
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Ohhhh so wormtail is Voldys Dobby. Excellent.
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Okay, but this part of the movie always made me laugh because he just pops in and audibly goes, "blah"
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What is going on with this fandom? LOL Keep it going.
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I need the duel between Voldemort and Dumbledore except they're both attacking Peter and Dobby respectively
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We’ve finally come full circle. Dumbledore is rooting for them and abuses Dobby while Voldemort is rooting for them and abuses Wormtail.
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Voldy and bellatrix:
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