Just a Canuck. Video games and movies are swell. Jokes are funny. The world is garbage, except my wife. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk PN: Gay/Mer

Joined June 2017
As of this weekend, I am now married to my best friend, and love of my life. We had a lovely ceremony with our families joining. Excited to live this new chapter with my wife
She's no longer my girlfriend. She said yes to my proposal
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“He could have solved world hunger instead of building a flying car” My brother in Christ, In 2021 the UN claimed they could solve world hunger with $6 Billion. Elon offered them the $6 Billion if they were transparent with where the funds were going. The UN never took his offer.
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JUST IN: The man who stopped the school shooting in Bend, Oregon, has been identified as 36-year-old Kalub Giamanco. Giamanco, a carpenter, was reportedly driving home for lunch when he heard gunshots. After hearing the gunshots, Giamanco, who has a concealed carry permit, followed the suspect into the school. He then shot and killed 16-year-old John J Griffin moments after the teen opened fire into a special education classroom. Giamanco, who has two children of his own who attend the school, is family friends with one of the victims, a 7-year-old who uses a wheelchair and was shot in the face. The 7-year-old survived and is in the hospital. Three children at Silver Rail Elementary School were killed. Their ages are 5, 8, and 11. According to Giamanco's brother, Giamanco doesn't feel like a hero because he feels guilty for not being able to save more children. You are a hero, Kalub.
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This fucking rules you’re just gay
These are the worst most vapid fucking paintings I've seen oh my god are you even sapient
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That south park episode saying there are "Gay people" and then there are "Faggots" and being a fucking faggot isn't about being gay was lowk into something
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A U.S. congressman wants to change how we legally “own” video games. Rep. Ritchie Torres has announced plans to introduce the Power To The Players Act, a bill that would direct the FTC to create rules protecting consumers who buy video games. The proposal would give players three basic rights: >The right to own the games they purchase, rather than simply receiving a revocable license >The right to keep playing games after online servers are shut down, through an offline mode >The right to transfer or resell games they own Torres argues that if a company can take a game away simply by shutting down its servers, then the consumer didn’t really buy the game in the first place. Torres also hopes the legislation could eventually establish a precedent for ownership rights across other parts of the digital economy: “If you pay for it, you own it.”
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the 2000s should have been correct
the 2000s thought airports would have fish tanks
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It’s easy to hate the rich, do you have the courage to hate the poor
9 kids rescued from bug-infested home where they were locked in cages, tortured for hours: cops trib.al/QAGrZT5
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By Jailbreaking your PS5, you can run almost all PS5 games directly from USB storage devices, and you can backup your save files without paying for PlayStation+. Like, it's not even piracy. It's just the ability to make the console do basic shit it should already be able to do.
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I studied criminology at uni so I feel qualified to say that as long as a crime is funny, it shouldn’t be illegal.
Authorities executed a traffic stop on two men who were caught behind the handlebars of a leather couch that had been mounted on two e-scooters. "While we appreciate the creativity, we do have to remind everyone: no matter what you’re 'driving,' please think about safety."
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Incredible trilogy on the TL
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My defense mechanism is making sure that any mosquito that bites me instantly has a BAC too great to drive
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The clanker can be bought by comments of affection
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"notch is a racist antisemite millionaire his input doesn’t mean anything" "*billionaire"
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hey @DoorDash- happened to notice while ordering food that the total was almost identical on two accounts, one with DashPass and one without. the promised savings seem pretty misleading 🤔
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Cooking sunny side up eggs
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Anyone have that one meme where there's a guy trying to buy something, but the "systems just won't let him. Like, he's trying to pay with cash and it just won't let him? I think he's also in a meme trying to buy a phone and a similar thing happens to him?
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Well then where do you expect me to put my shit?
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I forgot to take a picture, but the other bathroom had the same sign. Someone wrote "scoop yer poop" on it
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