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I was emulsified about 69,420 years ago. I fought the dinosaurs to extinction. the meteor was a lie. check out my eBay

Joined March 2018
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Dinner for four - copycat Popeyes! Fried chicken, mac and cheese, biscuits and thick gravy.
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The USS Gerald Ford is in dry dock for maintenance.
🚨 USS GERALD FORD “GOES DARK”: One of America’s most powerful warships disappears from public tracking The USS Gerald R. Ford — the most advanced aircraft carrier on Earth — is no longer visible on open-source tracking systems. When carriers go silent, it usually means one thing: Operational mode. A nuclear-powered supercarrier does not need to broadcast its position. It moves when and where it chooses — with overwhelming force behind it. If the Ford strike group is repositioning for combat operations, the strategic message is unmistakable. The world’s most powerful navy is preparing. Watch closely.
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Eat dick welfare niggas
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Mayonnaise retweeted
He ordered the bacon
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It's gonna be good ❤️
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Replying to @BeefStewtoo
Just waiting on the rice
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Took some premade shrimp chowder from Sam’s Club and made “gourmet”
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Mayonnaise retweeted
Poppers, Tonkatsu style. With peppered peach jam from the goat over at @GoatsSMOLbatch
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She definitely lets him say it
The left wants to make this mandatory
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Thank you so much to all the people who sent cat food and chicken supplies from the wishlist. Sophie didn’t make it, and I feel bad because the supplies were sent for her. They can be used for other rescues, or I can try and send them back/get a refund to those who sent if you wish. Please just let me know. Thank you so much ♥️
Ok. I’ve had like 20 people ask me about an Amazon list for the feral kitties in that past couple weeks. IF you wish to send cat food then here it is 🥰 but for the LOVE OF GOD do not feel obligated. That is the very last thing I would ever want. ♥️ thank you ♥️ amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2L…
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How exactly are Americans being put first, right now?
Foreign-born employment surges by 809,000 in October, while native-born employment declines by 64,000. Foreign-born workers now account for 19.5% of US employment, up from 19.1% in September. Follow: @AFpost
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Mayonnaise retweeted
Replying to @MoonGotchi @grok
grok refused?
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A hawk has been diagnosed as "too fat" to fly after eating too many free-range chickens She weighed over 910g after feasting on a "buffet" and spending too much time sleeping
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Replying to @BeefStewtoo
I had a double bacon cheeseburger on Tuesday actually😤 (skipped the fries, honestly a burger isnt so bad on carbs as long as its more meat tgan bread) .....I did put ranch on it😂
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Mayonnaise retweeted
My collection of restored tools is coming along nicely. I was going through my stash of tools to restore and at this rate I’ll be done in 2057.
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Replying to @BeefStewtoo
He said my butt is getting taller 😑 which I’m not sure if it’s because I’ve already started walking a couple miles each morning or all the Halloween candy. 😂
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Mayonnaise retweeted
I had left over pulled pork. I rendered the fat to make gravy with my homemade chicken broth. I made creamy golden mashed potatoes, topped them crispy fried pork & the gravy. My husband said he wants a gallon. That’ll be six thirty.
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Release the Epstein files
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Replying to @xvicepresident
I cant believe apple nuked the election to cover their scandal
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