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The USS Gerald Ford is in dry dock for maintenance.
🚨 USS GERALD FORD “GOES DARK”: One of America’s most powerful warships disappears from public tracking
The USS Gerald R. Ford — the most advanced aircraft carrier on Earth — is no longer visible on open-source tracking systems.
When carriers go silent, it usually means one thing:
Operational mode.
A nuclear-powered supercarrier does not need to broadcast its position. It moves when and where it chooses — with overwhelming force behind it.
If the Ford strike group is repositioning for combat operations, the strategic message is unmistakable.
The world’s most powerful navy is preparing.
Watch closely.
The dumbest thing any state can do is to make it more difficult for Elon to conduct business there. He will soon have the capability to
- communicate globally, uninterrupted
- transport cargo by rocket across the globe
- turn the entire city into a robot run futuristic city
Fucking come to New York, Elon
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Santa Claus was trapped for centuries with his bones locked in a church crypt, soul stuck, unable to reincarnate. Then one man tracked them down. He didn’t steal them. He didn’t sell them. He burned them.
Not for money. Not for fun. Because he knew the world was falling apart and the only man who could still put every corrupt politician on the naughty list was frozen in time by his own skeleton. He set the bones on fire so Santa could finally come back.
But the deep state didn’t want you to know this.
BONES attributed to Saint Nicholas, Bishop of Myra, kept since 1098 in Saint-Nicolas-de-Port, in Meurthe-et-Moselle, were STOLEN from their reliquary inside the basilica, then DESTROYED.
The suspect, arrested at his home, admitted to SMASHING the display case protecting the reliquary, then stealing its contents, BURNING the bones and CRUSHING them out of a “desire to destroy.”
(Source: L'Est Républicain)
Poor Dario 😭
President Trump reveals the DOJ warned the head of a major AI company "get ready to go to jail, please give your wife a kiss goodnight...do you like the color orange?"
Asked why he isn’t worried that AI builders say there’s a 10% chance it kills humanity:
TRUMP: “The DOJ. We had a situation where somebody was reported to us to be doing something bad with AI. We called them very strongly and said, get ready to go to jail. Please give your wife a kiss goodnight.”
Interviewer: “Who was this person?”
TRUMP: “I can’t tell you.”
Interviewer: “Or this company?”
TRUMP: “I can’t tell you. But we said, do you like the color orange? Because get rid. It said, go home right now. See your wife and children. Give them a kiss. Good night. And that’s the story.”
Interviewer: “If the Democrats wanted...”
TRUMP: “Because tomorrow morning you’re going to jail.”
Interviewer: “If they wanted to make a deal to put that to...”
TRUMP: “Let me tell you, this person totally changed everything. Totally. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.”
Interviewer: “Was it a leader of a major AI company?”
TRUMP: “One of the big ones, yeah.”
Interviewer: “Okay.”
TRUMP: “One of the big ones.”
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Tell that to @cwchris_
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Something tells me your mother would excel at this
Just learned about the Deer call world championship, which is where a bunch of alpha bros try to make each other laugh by pretending to deepthroat a huge dong while making diarrhea fart noises
Single elim bracket, and if you giggle JUST ONCE you're declared a total gaywad and promptly ejected from the tournament. Last Hoss standing is declared President Pants Shidder, and given a penis shaped clarinet and brand new Ford F-150
I grew up on oven baked ribs and I’ll fight anyone who says they’re not the best ribs
best oven baked ribs i’ve ever made
secret is high quality hungarian smoked paprika
full rub is smoked paprika, hot paprika, garlic powder, oregano, black pepper, celery seed
300 for 3 hours tightly wrapped, uncover, brush with sauce and broil 5-10 mins till crispy
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