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The Beer Curmudgeon

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Hot Eats & Cool Tweets. Craft beer. Metal. Stuff. I Hate People. I Hate Everything. Be my friend. #DreamWarrior

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"You would have liked this crappy painting. Twas terribly rendered portrait of Dio neath a rainbow w/ 1942-∞ below it."
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If this is the end of Twitter, just know that I never gave up on hating all of you.
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Hate it.
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Hate people. Love pets.
Happy Dog (@thehappydog_) profile pictureHappy Dog
@thehappydog_29 Sep 2022
Yesterday I adopted the oldest, sickest, and sorest shelter dog. I'll never forget his eyes. When I went into the cage he didn't even bother to look, he knew I wouldn't even see him. 🤍🤍
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If you would have told me 20 years ago that @deesnider would become the best follow on Twitter, I'd have probably said "Yeah, no shit. Oh, and what the hell is Twitter?"
Every. Day.
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Steve Ragan ⚠️ (@SteveD3) profile pictureSteve Ragan ⚠️@SteveD36 Jul 2022
10 million strong and growing.
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This shit is a literal race to the bottom.
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Not to get political or anything, but thank goodness we spent all of that time hand-wringing over masks, CRT, and gay books. 😕
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But, but...the "i DiD tHaT" stickers!!
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I'm not big on mourning celebrities not named "Ronnie James Dio", but god damn, Gilbert was in my personal top 5 stand-up comedians of all time, and the last one left alive. This isn' goo for you, goo for me, or goo for anyone.
john (@johnsemley3000) profile picturejohn@johnsemley300013 Apr 2022
Gilbert Gottfried died as he lived, with people saying “too soon.”
Happy Waste Land Month to ya, you guys. #BurialOfTheDead #TheCruellestMonth
That time I tried starting a fake brewery to troll the craft beer world, but got bored with the joke and moved on.
The Beer Curmudgeon (@BeerCurmudgeon) profile pictureThe Beer Curmudgeon@BeerCurmudgeon19 Apr 2015
The World Brewing Federation is happy to announce our 1st release, The Macho Beer Radler Savage, will be hitting stores soon.
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The Beer Curmudgeon@BeerCurmudgeon25 May 2012
"You would have liked this crappy painting. Twas terribly rendered portrait of Dio neath a rainbow w/ 1942-∞ below it."
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At least we have pro wrestling and metal.
Pro wrestling is the absolute best.
The Beer Curmudgeon (@BeerCurmudgeon) profile pictureThe Beer Curmudgeon@BeerCurmudgeon18 Aug 2017
I love @LuchaElRey and @MrBrandonStroud 's reviews of their product so much, you guys.
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Clicked on the #MudgeLordDay tag and was reminded that, 8 yrs ago, I was half way creative and funny.
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"The River" might be @JasonIsbell 's masterpiece. "This river saved me. - It's grand and beautiful. - It's majestic and timeless. - It cleansed me. - It nurtured me. ...It was an accomplice to a murder I committed. ...Two. Actually two murders. ...Ok. A bunch of murders."
"When I look up in anger, do you look down in fear?"
Man, screw everything right now.
Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@Variety14 Sep 2021
Norm Macdonald, the comedian, actor, writer and #SNL alum, has died at 61 after dealing with a cancer diagnosis for nearly a decade. bit.ly/39423gs
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The best. youtu.be/I79YNDYrUno
Goddamnit.
Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@Variety6 Sep 2021
Michael K. Williams, Star of ‘The Wire’ and ‘Boardwalk Empire,’ Found Dead at 54 variety.com/2021/tv/news/mic…
Michael K. Williams, Star of ‘The Wire’ and ‘Boardwalk Empire,’ Found Dead at 54

Michael K. Williams, Star of ‘The Wire’ and ‘Boardwalk Empire,’ Found Dead at 54

Michael K. Williams, who memorably portrayed Omar Little in "The Wire" and Chalky White in "Boardwalk Empire," has died at age 54.

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