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Big Jeff Danson

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Joined July 2021
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On a side note, if you have to keep repeating the part that you expect to make your target upset, it's just flat out a bad prank.
RT (@RT_com) profile pictureRT@RT_comOct 28
‘MY LIFE IS HARD AS IT IS, I DON’T NEED THIS CRAP!’ — Grocery store worker SNAPS at clout-chasing kids Teens tried to apologize to the man with four kids and a mortgage, but it didn’t look sincere to him
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You could just be a guy minding your own business at work, then some unfunny twat tries to make you fodder for his dumb livestream, then you're suddenly inundated with attention from strangers and a few of them try to call you a loser.
Bee Normal (@beenormalforme) profile pictureBee Normal
@beenormalformeOct 29
Let’s start a fundraiser for this 40-year-old man working retail because he reacted completely inappropriately to a prank in public.
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White comics swearing they're the only ones who can kill in a black room
Cait (@spaceangelvoice) profile pictureCait@spaceangelvoiceOct 14
black people like me irl bc we actually vibe. they know I actually enjoy them and it's not just performative anti racist BS. the gaelic and black psyche is not dissimilar-very soulful, very rhythmic.
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Last one was 2015, which still feels like a fever dream
Brett Kollmann (@BrettKollmann) profile pictureBrett Kollmann
@BrettKollmannOct 15
The most cursed Eagles season in quite a long time, and boy that's a high bar to clear.
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I'm reserving my opinions on Money in the Bank until I find out how much money the company made
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The only time a David Bowie song is any good is when it's being done by The Wallflowers
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"This is America! Speak English!" - confused guy at a Rammstein concert
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Big Jeff Danson retweeted
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Magills
@magills_Sep 24
An unmasked lesbian walks into a bar. Bartender asks “why the long COVID?”
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I'm at the lesbian bar. Somebody just ripped off their mask, said "this is MAGA country!" and then spit in my face.
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I gained 8lbs while on vacation last week but surely that's all muscle
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A midget wrestler named Micro Aggression
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Hello sharks, my invention is a lunch that costs only $27
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Boomers and Gen X will tell kids now "Quit crying because growing up I had to..." and then proceed to cry about how hard their upbringing was
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doomer
@uncledoomerMay 22
the way you know that baby boomers are lying about packing a lunch and working hard every day is that they all have disgusting fat bodies that can only have come from decades of fast food slop and sedentary lifestyles
Raven (@raven_brah) profile pictureRaven
@raven_brahMay 22
Boomers seem to forget that fast food used to be a normal, everyday expense for them because it was affordable. You could get a burger easily on minimum wage, it wasn’t some fancy treat you had once a year as a reward for pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.
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She lived on Ramen so much that she doesn't even know how to spell it
The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) profile pictureThe🐰FOO
@PolitiBunnyMay 20
Many of us in older generations lived on Raman which is still just about 50 cents a pack. And no one is forcing you to eat out… make a sandwich. Take an apple or a banana. Can of soup is a buck. Hope this helps.
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I followed Kevin O'Leary's advice and brought a 99 cent lunch from home (it's a single slice of bread)
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It's called alt comedy because it's an alternative to good comedy
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Why, did something happen in 2008?
Hedgeye (@Hedgeye) profile pictureHedgeye
@HedgeyeMay 10
🇺🇸 U.S. Fertility Rates peaked in 2007
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I've performed standup comedy everywhere, from bars to taverns and even in pubs.
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"9 Innings, 9 Hot Dogs, 9 Beers" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers
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