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Big Jeff Danson

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Joined July 2021
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Magills
@magills_Sep 24
An unmasked lesbian walks into a bar. Bartender asks “why the long COVID?”
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doomer
@uncledoomerMay 22
the way you know that baby boomers are lying about packing a lunch and working hard every day is that they all have disgusting fat bodies that can only have come from decades of fast food slop and sedentary lifestyles
Raven (@raven_brah) profile pictureRaven
@raven_brahMay 22
Boomers seem to forget that fast food used to be a normal, everyday expense for them because it was affordable. You could get a burger easily on minimum wage, it wasn’t some fancy treat you had once a year as a reward for pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.
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Why, did something happen in 2008?
Hedgeye (@Hedgeye) profile pictureHedgeye
@HedgeyeMay 10
🇺🇸 U.S. Fertility Rates peaked in 2007
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Justin Trudeau
@JustinTrudeau21 Feb 2025
You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.
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dennis@dennismacelroyFeb 10
If you go to the gym, cook your own food, clean your own house, that should be enough. You shouldn’t need to have a job too
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fromsoftserve@fromsoftserve5 Dec 2025
i've never had anyone give me a reasonable answer as to why this benefits society at all
Angry Tom (@AngryTomtweets) profile pictureAngry Tom
@AngryTomtweets3 Dec 2025
2.5 years of AI progress xitter.gq/minchoi/status/1996238…
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Parsley@Parsleymael13 Oct 2025
‘A succulent Chinese seal?’
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker197313 Oct 2025
Relocation of dangerous polar bear in Canada, September of 1970
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Barry
@BarryOnHere11 Sep 2023
"We will never see another Tyreek Hill" Pregnant women & children everywhere:
JPA (@jasrifootball) profile pictureJPA
@jasrifootball10 Sep 2023
Tyreek Hill’s goal for this season is 2,000 receiving yards… He’s on pace for 3,655 We will never see another Tyreek Hill.
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Somebody recently questioned what the right wing equivalent to libs adopting harry potter would be. This is it.
Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) profile pictureTed Cruz
@tedcruz18 Jun 2025
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Barry
@BarryOnHere13 Jun 2025
Caitlin Clark's silence about what's going on in Iran speaks volumes.
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Rob Van Dam
@TherealRVD11 May 2025
☝🏼
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bel
@0xBel_6 May 2025
The world was a better place when @hqtrivia was around
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I feel like it used to be national news when a rocket blew up over america, but Elon Musk does it every other week and people just shrug.
FOX Weather (@foxweather) profile pictureFOX Weather
@foxweather7 Mar 2025
SpaceX's Starship rocket exploded Thursday night less than 10 minutes after its launch from Texas, showering debris over the Caribbean and western Atlantic and giving millions of skygazers across Florida and the Caribbean quite the show. MORE: foxweather.com/earth-space/w…
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breigha@breiigha28 Feb 2025
white men either have a receding hairline by 25 or age like bryan danielson
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This probably goes hard as fuck when you're dumb
ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ (@hamptonism) profile pictureₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ
@hamptonism9 Feb 2025
Give them bread and circuses, and they will never revolt.
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ash (@ashleyeleanor) profile picture
ash@ashleyeleanor9 Feb 2025
We gotta bring back normal teeth. This is crazy
Rob Mac (@RMcElhenney) profile pictureRob Mac
@RMcElhenney8 Feb 2025
Oh hello New Orleans. #FlyEaglesFly
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Douggie Hundo@DouggieHundo31 Jan 2025
If he can pass the senate confirmation, RFK Jr the first Del Ray Misfit to become the Secretary of Health.
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I literally cannot imagine doing this job. Being browbeaten by people too lazy to go to the store but willing to zoom in on pictures sent over text. It feels like a form of torture.
t.Love 👑💕 (@tierralamour_) profile picturet.Love 👑💕@tierralamour_28 Dec 2024
Finally had my first male shopper on instacart… I apologize for thinking yall were overreacting. Literally yelled at the phone 😭
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60% of those signs were people saying "I'm on TV" and the other 40% was someone calling their friend at home gay.
Wrestling Pics & Clips (@WrestleClips) profile pictureWrestling Pics & Clips
@WrestleClips11 Nov 2024
The Attitude Era man. Times like this will never come back 🥺
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Seems like a trustworthy fellow
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