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Benji

@BenjiYapp

Experienced Overthinker. Funnier in person. Play guitar in bands.

 United Kingdom
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Joined November 2014
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I'm such a dirty horrible minging slag for generic ass pop punk.
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Whenever I read about someone making a monumental mistake in their job I irrationally still try to sympathise with them cause I think that could've been me that made mistake and I'm just a lil boy
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it’s clearly superior and makes me think more highly of a company when they match their branding to the building. Corporations and their marketing teams who insist on applying their standard garish colours do a disservice both to neighbourhoods and themselves.
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Under no circumstances would I usually tweet about the #bakeoff, but I just need someone else to confirm they heard the audio fuck up where Noel's narration dub played too early over a conversation in the tent??
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Worst mistake i ever did make was buying @Melodyne The cause of so much of my anger
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Five members of Just Stop Oil are currently serving 4+ years in prison for discussing, in a Zoom call, blocking roads.
Simon Jones (@SimonJonesNews) profile pictureSimon Jones@SimonJonesNewsSep 5
Kent Police say there were no arrests at this morning’s Dover anti-Immigration protest that caused chaos in the town.
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Like did they both get hit in the face with a giant cartoon mallet right before this photo was taken or what
A-100 gecs (@PinstripeBungle) profile pictureA-100 gecs@PinstripeBungleAug 22
that was NOT the height ratio I was expecting
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I’ve always said this
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can you imagine the thrill of getting this idea, singing it through for the first time, and realizing that it scans properly?
Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) profile pictureKristi Yamaguccimane
@TheWapplehouseAug 13
If you scroll long enough you’ll find a god amongst men from time to time
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Not heard enough about Stephen Merchant being the real talent of the partnership, can’t believe no one’s thought to mention it.
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I think mario saying "bye bye" when closing the ds while playing 64 ds is one of humanity's greatest accomplishments
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I wish for a dollar.
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@sijuagainJul 25
How tf does an ID expire? I’m the same nigga for life.
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This is so funny. And, obviously, so absolutely fucking rubbish.
Sam Lee (@SamLee) profile pictureSam Lee
@SamLeeJul 11
It’s the hat-trick!
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Not enough people complain about this!!!
Kellie (@kel14bt) profile pictureKellie@kel14btJul 9
ITV go to adverts at half time, come back to say the second half is next, then goes straght back to another load of adverts. 🙄
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Posting a pic of me and my Mrs captioning it "me and who?"
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i think i would let my pokemon vape if they wanted to
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Imagine being 46 and one day being like "the woman I'm going to spend the rest of my life with was just born"
Page Six (@PageSix) profile picturePage Six
@PageSixJul 3
Dick Van Dyke, 100, uses walker during rare outing with wife Arlene, 54 trib.al/e7kaGm7
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*rubs my big Amelia Earhart-shaped belly and burps*
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseJul 2
89 years ago today, Amelia Earhart disappeared.
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