sorta like a bicycle but more deadly, like a car🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲 i will tear your pickup asunder

your street
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It's time to get this one back out there:
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This generation will do anything except lower the cost of their fucking homes
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it immediately bothered me thinking about how the fuck someone would reseal a san marzano tomato can with money inside without essentially creating a botulism bomb
one of the best needle drop from 2020s
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Such a funny way to say "I didn't vote."
Bro isn’t kidding it’s a full blown meltdown LMAOOOOOOOOO
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One of those photos is a blanket on a couch
Airbnb Guests: How dare owners ask us to clean up after ourselves! That’s not our job! Also Airbnb Guests:
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she's right about all of these things, first of all, and second of all she was like 16 in these. it's creepy, weird, and entirely, materially irrelevant to the campaign. this "reporting" is so desperate and embarrassing
NEW from me Abdul El-Sayed's longtime comms director, Roxie Richner, repeatedly called President Biden a "rapist" after he was accused of sexual assault in 2020. freebeacon.com/democrats/hes…
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Dessert so appetizing I almost liked a hate tweet, five guys running scared, etc
Do people look at this and say yum? Dark ass gutter oil garbage.
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I was watching the polls roll in @sweetndpolite came in second but they switched things at the last minute for brad brad.
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Killer Bike retweeted
dinosaurs went extinct and it became really hard for megafauna to exist and to maintain and engineer landscapes/open up the canopy so rats were like whatever it can’t be that hard
Beavers stop chewing every few seconds to listen for cracking sounds in the tree so they don't get crushed
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her "washing the dishes"
POV: Washing my dirty dishes in the Airbnb, because I'm not the kind of person who leaves my mess for someone else to clean up. My son and I spent 10 mins tidying up. Simple.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This user owns an Airbnb but this post is written from the perspective of a guest. While she may have been a guest at another Airbnb, her motive should be noted. x.com/HandyGingerGal…
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I'm guessing the passenger of this cyber cab would be shitting his pants to see the car inching forward as an oncoming train approachs, like it wants to play chicken with the train.
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This Cybercab is an engineering test vehicle and is NOT operating autonomously. The OP says this is in Seattle and Tesla does not operate autonomously there. robotaxireport.com/cities/seattle/ tesla.com/support/robota…
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🙏 saved 🙏
That $24 concert will save you
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I was today years old when I learned the "step-bump-bump" dui check video was from reno 911. Gift that keeps on giving etc.
i love gay halloween because wdym you’re the reno 911 dui stop
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Lil guy:
Garden of Earthly Delights
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working on a costume i’ll prob just wear in my classroom 🍎
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This is what your 30s are like.
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That $24 concert will save you
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Capcapcapcapcap
Entering my cap era (again)
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New venue just dropped.
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