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the cunning linguist of sarcasm

Joined October 2014
"Withhold Orgasms No Nut November" Oh they've got this all screwed up. I'll fix that: Withhold Orgasms? No, Nut November!
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me trying to keep the freezer closed until Black Friday:
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Replying to @JackBox
If they're gone again by Monday, then I'm gonna eat Jack's face
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*iceberg sold separately
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Replying to @SleeperHQ
Take it up with my Assistant GM:
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Replying to @opalite89
Here's the glowing praise I see when I search for what real people have to say about Deshaun Watson:
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The Kansas City Chiefs' scouting process:
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