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the cunning linguist of sarcasm

Joined October 2014
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I put an empty bowl on the porch with a โ€œOne candy per child, please.โ€ sign, because Iโ€™d much rather have people think some greedy little asshole stole all the candy, than know that I didn't buy any. ๐Ÿ‘ป
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You know what today is???? Yes! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป It's half price chocolate ๐Ÿซday! Go out to your chocolatiers and stock up because it's going to be a looooonnnggg winter!
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12 years gone. Never forgotten.โ  โ  WAYNE STATIC of STATIC-X, RIP.
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Itโ€™s November 1st, now the true horror begins
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Shaheed forever good by me.. Good chance we donโ€™t win a ring without him last season.. I still believe in 22๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š
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Coming to a backfield near you ๐ŸŽฌ
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Donโ€™t run โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค
Seahawks running backs Jadarian Price and Zach Charbonnet have no injury designations for Monday night and both are now expected to play against the Bears. This will be Charbonnetโ€™s season debut.
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The perfect costume doesn't exis...
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Raiders: "He's married. Why do you weirdos keep calling?"
๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจThe #49ers Reportedly called on the availability of #Raiders Maxx Crosby
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All Out Life // 10.31.18
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๐ŸŽƒ Happy Halloween, 12s! Check your candy. Donโ€™t let the garbage make it into the goodie bag.
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25 Years ago today, Larry David stood his ground against teenagers on Halloween. Was he correct?
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Using my RAM knowing the data centers will never have it
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people having RAM in their own computers is a waste and should be used for data centers "Itโ€™s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the worldโ€™s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer"
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From a global allocation perspective, itโ€™s quite terrible to have all the worldโ€™s limited supply of compute, training data, and your private shit sitting in Sam Altmanโ€™s data centers while he lectures you about owning your own RAM.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, itโ€™s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the worldโ€™s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM VICKY! ๐Ÿšจ
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Only real ones remember.
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Remember when we used to see commercials for chewing gum, lunch meat, and peanut butter instead of pharmaceuticals and insurance companies? Those were good times.
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