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1/2 @PlayingFTSE show. Buy from pessimists and sell to optimists. Holdings pinned. May talk 🌱, 🍰 or 🍞 Never investment advice.

United Kingdom
Joined November 2020
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Always loved premium bonds.
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REA walks away from Rightmove deal after making four shit offers.
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I can't use a slow cooker. Everything I cook is naff. Let's hope I fix it with this one 😅
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Rightmove. Tell Murdoch to double it or fuck off.
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Guaranteed to make your tea taste better. (Don't ask)
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Bob Shortimer retweeted
If anyone needed numbers to be convinced that payments is not a commodity, here they are. We ran a comprehensive analysis on our top 100 global customers and detailed the impact of the @Adyen platform on enterprise businesses. Here are some of the highlights ⬇️
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Also made myself a mug with my favourite saying on the podcast.
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Sold $DHI for +20% buying more Ashtead Tech. $AT.l
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Premium bonds suck.
Loads of people flip flop on Premium Bonds, some months they're great, others they're rubbish (because they didn't win 🤣), but not me, I've been consistent, I've always liked them.
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Whoa, that's a Right Move
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Made a couple of Old Jamaica Ginger Cakes this morning. Might top with a ginger icing?
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Apple crumble cake with vanilla icing. Still 400 apples to use 😂
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That's Waymo rides then in the earnings release!
We’re building a safer future one ride at a time, and I’m thrilled to share that we've just surpassed 100k paid trips per week! Congratulations to the entire @Waymo team on this incredible milestone, and thank you to our riders who make this journey possible.
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Chriss here trying to spin the fact that he's realised Adyen is a way better operator and at their bulk shift rate can likely process cheaper and more efficiently than his own company. Beginning of the end of PayPal as a backend operator. They're just going to be a front end.
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She should have romaine'd
We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬
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Every time I log into my brokerage $DIS
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