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1/2 @PlayingFTSE show. Buy from pessimists and sell to optimists. Holdings pinned. May talk 🌱, 🍰 or 🍞 Never investment advice.

United Kingdom
Joined November 2020
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If anyone needed numbers to be convinced that payments is not a commodity, here they are. We ran a comprehensive analysis on our top 100 global customers and detailed the impact of the @Adyen platform on enterprise businesses. Here are some of the highlights ⬇️
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It's a classic rotation out of stocks into poverty.
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This is the biggest market decline since the last decline you don't remember or care about anymore.
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Dwight has some wise advice for when you look back at your worst investments.
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Call the ambulance But not for me
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CONSTANT, DIZZYING ELECTION COVERAGE. BRITISH ELECTIONS. FRENCH ELECTIONS. EUROPEAN ELECTIONS. AMERICAN ELECTIONS. SOUTH AMERICAN ELECTION. TWENTY-FOUR HOURS OF CONSTANT, NON-STOP ELECTIONS ALL DAY, EVERY DAY
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Regardless of your view on individual policy ideas, this is refreshingly optimistic, practical and forward-looking compared to anything the main parties are putting out
Britain has been in a funk. Real GDP per capita hasn't reached its 2007 peak. Real wages have stagnated. Bills and rents are too high, and our transport infrastructure is creaking. It doesn't have to be this way. Today @BritainRemade is launching our plan for economic growth.🧵
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But but but stock price is the present value of future cash flows why is this happening
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How about flying planes first? 🤣 🤣 $BA
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"it’s surprising that people are comfortable using these in public even though it looks ridiculous" "you mean the headset?" "what headset?"
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Maybe he meant shock in a negative way?
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i've seen crazy ads in my life but NOTHING compares to this.
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Samsung debuts the world's first transparent MicroLED screen at CES 2024
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The AI-generated L’il Jon Christmas song that we have all been waiting for
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Negative Space, Ron Koertge
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Our latest episode is out now! A fireside style chat with @CCM_Ryan and @CCM_Brett , hosts of the excellent podcast and YouTube channel @chitchatmoney Hope you enjoy! youtu.be/hWhCzjN-jK0
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#SpotifyWrapped2023 What a year we've had!
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There's always a Forbes cover
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Wow, I mean, if you had told me 3 years ago that: FTX Binance BlockFi Terra Celsius Network Voyager Digital Three Arrows Capital Gemini Trust Hodlnaut And hundreds of other companies were all run by frauds I would have absolutely believed you
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