Bonnie Burke retweeted
Every morning my stupid Dell computer takes forever to load. It's like it has to remember that it's a computer.
"I used to cut myself to Dashboard Confessional, I LOVE love." I skipped my prom to see them. #workaholics #welcometocollege
"If I wanted a laugh, I'd turn on Mind of Mencia and laugh my shaft off," said hopefully no one ever. #workaholics #welcometocollege
Bonnie Burke retweeted
FYI: All torrents of my new standup special are fakes with Jingle All the Way in it. Download it from me at azizansari.com for $5.
Bonnie Burke retweeted
☺ RT @rickygervais: Only a few days to go till An Idiot Abroad 2 youtube.com/watch?v=A6wcU99m…
Shaokhan has everybody stressed out up in here. Time to loosen up the ganders. #mortalkombat #ganders
Bonnie Burke retweeted
Almost to 3 million!!! Be entered in a drawing for one of 20 pair of Snooki Slippers by retweeting this and following @snookislippers
@Dblundellshow Have you guys heard of the woman who eats her husband's ashes? Soap sounds delish in comparison.
Bonnie Burke retweeted
Yesterday @Patt_Morrison called me a "snobby cow"on her @latimesopinion here is my response please RT hellogiggles.com/an-open-let…