Bonnie Burke (@BonnieBot) profile picture
Joined March 2011
Every morning my stupid Dell computer takes forever to load. It's like it has to remember that it's a computer.
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FYI: All torrents of my new standup special are fakes with Jingle All the Way in it. Download it from me at azizansari.com for $5.
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RT if you rolled up a rim, are rolling up a rim or plan on rolling up a rim!
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my spirit animal is scott disick
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☺ RT @rickygervais: Only a few days to go till An Idiot Abroad 2 youtube.com/watch?v=A6wcU99m…
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Someone who RTs this wins a FOD hoodie! Why? Why not!
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Hey, you look cold. Someone who RTs this wins a FOD hoodie!
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iM ABOUT TO EAT A CAN OF POPEYE SPiNACH AND THEN WHOOP YO KANDY AZZ
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Almost to 3 million!!! Be entered in a drawing for one of 20 pair of Snooki Slippers by retweeting this and following @snookislippers
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i find my self totally fantasizing about kalisi from game of thrones sometimes #albinos #dragons
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Yesterday @Patt_Morrison called me a "snobby cow"on her @latimesopinion here is my response please RT hellogiggles.com/an-open-let…
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