IT Ops Engineer by day, #mtg player by night. Constantly trying to improve my game. My words are my own.
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Sources tell me the Texas statehouse is working on new bills already
They're going to rename the Houston Rodeo "Rupaul's Bull Race"
They're going to ban re-runs of Law & Order on TV and replace it with a new show called "Sharia Law & Order"
OH MY GOD THEYRE COPING SO FUCKING HARD LMAO
NEW: White House official tells me their position is GOP losses aren’t Trump’s fault
“White House mood is defiant. President Trump was not on the ballot, and it's proven that Trump voters show up when he is on the ballot.
“Also, candidate quality matters and President Trump did a better job promoting many of the candidates than the candidates did themselves.
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What a consequential day of football
(in a parallel universe where the regular season matters)
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“So you spent $6 billion dollars on a baseball team?”
“Yes, Dave.”
“And you lost to the Brewers in the playoffs?”
“That’s correct, Dave.”
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The funniest timeline would be everyone vastly underestimating how much Marvin Harrison Jr opened up the offense for McBride and Wilson while he goes and feasts as the #2 playing off Nico.
#Cardinals QB Jacoby Brissett on TE Trey McBride’s frustration and whether it’s related to being double-teamed:
“Yeah, it was about the double-team stuff. I had to bring the tablet over, and I’m like, ‘Look, bro, I don’t know what you want. I can’t force that in and put the team in jeopardy.’ He understands that. It’s the competitor in him.”
