
IT Ops Engineer by day, #mtg player by night. Constantly trying to improve my game. My words are my own.
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Sources tell me the Texas statehouse is working on new bills already
They're going to rename the Houston Rodeo "Rupaul's Bull Race"
They're going to ban re-runs of Law & Order on TV and replace it with a new show called "Sharia Law & Order"
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What a consequential day of football
(in a parallel universe where the regular season matters)
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“So you spent $6 billion dollars on a baseball team?”
“Yes, Dave.”
“And you lost to the Brewers in the playoffs?”
“That’s correct, Dave.”
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The funniest timeline would be everyone vastly underestimating how much Marvin Harrison Jr opened up the offense for McBride and Wilson while he goes and feasts as the #2 playing off Nico.
#Cardinals QB Jacoby Brissett on TE Trey McBride’s frustration and whether it’s related to being double-teamed:
“Yeah, it was about the double-team stuff. I had to bring the tablet over, and I’m like, ‘Look, bro, I don’t know what you want. I can’t force that in and put the team in jeopardy.’ He understands that. It’s the competitor in him.”
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Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch
Kash Patel: Did someone say dog?
JD Vance: Couch?
Trump: Minor?
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Screen time is going to be like 16 hours a day this week and it’s just me looking at my lineups.
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Scott Fish Bowl 16 Michigan Live Presented By
@FantasyCaresOrg #SFB16 #SFBMI on Saturday, July 11
RoboCop: Rogue City Division
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STUNNING: FIFA says Brendan Sorsby is also eligible to play for the US on Monday night.
spent more time thinking about us than planning for TL
Context for this - Dom called Flyquest industry plants because the narratives felt forced despite not winning much
I get you are coaching now and stepped away from content but if you can’t see why people connected very well with the Flyquest squad you’re just intentionally obtuse.
We ask “why don’t people care about anyone but top teams” and Flyquest comes along to break the mold then you criticize?
Just admit you’re still salty over the costream video and let people have their fun, but thanks for adding more fire to the C9 downfall push :)






























