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Getting away with it, all messed up

North West, England
Joined March 2011
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Replying to @RobBriggs1
@RobBriggs1 The young lad I saw at the academy this morning was called Phil Foden I believe. Remember that name #forgetsonnypike
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WATCH | This gentleman just won @BBCQuestionTime. #BBCQT
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Sarah has a point, Piddington voted for open borders and but never imagined it would touch their streets. 🤷‍♀️ Ange has signed it off.
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"A brilliant broadcaster, a brilliant editor, a brilliant writer and a brilliant friend" Simon Jordan pays a touching tribute to Danny Kelly ❤️
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On a train full of Berts to Nottingham. Hundreds of lads, despondent, discussing how meaningless the next 8 hours will be. Some have put their cans in the bin. Others have disembarked at Chesterfield and headed back home.
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FFS just seen that Kajagoogoo tickets are £60 each but I’ve only got £58.
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The genius of the running-elevator gag in Police Squad! is how Leslie Nielsen and Alan North manage to keep perfectly straight faces. I have no idea how many takes it took, but North not even blinking through the flowers and the arrow is unbelievable.
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Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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“Very enjoyable evening”
Very enjoyable evening in Warwick with an audience clearly supporting the idea that Brexit was a disaster and net zero is the only way to go. Nice of @libdemdaisy to be there on her birthday! We all drank to her health afterwards apart from @ZiaYusufUK who legged it with his status symbol bodyguard. Fascinating to see how he did not make a single positive argument for Brexit. They never do. He has lovely shoes though, but a very weak handshake which is never a good sign in anyone.
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Is that it? John Healey had a big job to do cleaning up Labour’s mess. This Budget fails to do it. Britain is overspent, overborrowed and overtaxed. This Budget does not come close to meeting the moment. My full response👇
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The electorate aren’t goldfish. Our memories are long enough to recall June 2024, when you declared that trans-identified men with penises should be able to use women’s public bathrooms. It took a Supreme Court ruling to force you to uphold women’s rights, and now you pose as our bold champion? Please.
The time for talk has long passed. This government is putting its money where its mouth is when it comes to supporting women and girls. We'll back practical action to confine misogyny to the history books - in public services, workplaces, and online. theguardian.com/society/2026…
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Alastair Campbell calling himself a 'national treasurer' reminds me of this Margaret Thatcher quote: "Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't"
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If you have a spare 5 minutes… Glorious
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A very clever pun
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I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour but heaven knows I'm miserable now.
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#StormAusten Without doubt, still the funniest #STORM video ever.
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🚨 Ohara & Cundy On Man City 👀 🗣"When you're looking at what Utd's owners are doing to THAT club.. I'd rather have #ManCity's owners 100%. They've changed their football club, made it better, more global and signed best players. And Sheikh Mansour spent his own money" 👏
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Bruno’s comments 🤯
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The comments 😂😂😂😂
The clocks go back by one hour on 25 October at 2am, which means you’ll gain an hour ⏰ What will you do with the extra time? Let us know below 👇
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So many legends in this classic Calsburg ad from back in the day, this is absolutely quality. 👏❤️
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😂😂😂
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