What fucking baffles me about Manchester United, is the fact 15 mins after the game there are actual people queuing in their dozens at each door, to get into the fuckin club mega store. Unbelievable. #mufc

Despised the cunt after the WC but suddenly my favourite United player 👍🏼

What Carrick should do: Bruno off, Lacey on. What Carrick will do: Youri off, Bruno into 10, Mbeumo on right, Zirkzee up top. 👍🏼 #mufc #atmmun

Longball fc #mufc

Right, let’s recap Andropov Burnham’s first day in office, because you couldn’t script this. 🔻 SACKED/GONE: •Rachel Reeves - leaves telling us the economy is “stronger, fairer and more resilient.” Debt at its highest since the 1960s. Stronger for who, Rachel? •David Lammy - Foreign Sec → consolation Deputy PM → bin. 11 months, three demotions. Speedrun complete. •Lord Hermer - gone. One decision I’ll actually toast. •Steve Reed, Peter Kyle, Liz Kendall, Darren Jones, Hilary Benn, Jo Stevens - the Starmer B-team, cleared out like a fire sale. 🔺 APPOINTED: •John Healey, CHANCELLOR - quit the cabinet in June because they wouldn’t give him enough money. Solution: give him ALL the money. Genius. •Ed Miliband, FOREIGN SECRETARY - the bacon sandwich is now Britain’s face to the world. Putin trembles. •Yvette Cooper, HEALTH - Home Sec, Foreign Sec, Health Sec inside 12 months. Collecting departments like Panini stickers. •Louise Haigh, FIRST SECRETARY OF STATE - had to resign over a fraud conviction. Now runs the Cabinet Office. You cannot make it up. •Angela Rayner, HOUSING - resigned from Housing over the tax on her own house. Reappointed to Housing. Trolling us in plain sight. “A new political model and a new economic model.” Mate, it’s the same circus - you’ve just moved the clowns to different seats. Wake me up when someone stops the boats. 🎪

You’ve got to be taking the piss… Andropov Burnham 👍🏼

Ye aight whatever makes you sleep better at night 🤣🤣

Look at the fucking state of it hahahahahahha

Dan Burn. Incredible.