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Our deepest condolences are with the loved ones of Jesús de Miguel Alameda and everyone connected with CD Tenerife 🖤
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They gave my friend's elder brother marriage list of 3million at Etsako and he told them he's no longer interested in the relationship. They had to call him back to adjust it to 1.5million.
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Life Hack
1. Install Telegram
2. Create a private channel or group.
3. Remove everyone so it’s just you.
4. Upload files, notes, videos - anything you want to keep.
5. Anytime you lose your phone or switch devices, just log in and download everything again.
That’s basically your own unlimited cloud storage.
Tired of saying this now
We are always bent on analysing players instead of them coming in and hitting the ground running, the system is spoilt so much that these players comes in, feeling relax and stop performing
We keep analysing and the season will be off before December and we start playing catch up
One major difference that stands out between Carlos Baleba and Andrey Santos is their situational awareness when receiving the ball.
Santos is constantly scanning his surroundings before the ball even reaches him.
He already knows where the opposition pressure is coming from and has his next action planned.
Baleba, on the other hand, frequently waits until possession is at his feet before assessing his options.
At the top level, that split-second delay makes all the difference.
It forces Baleba into rushed decision-making, leaving him vulnerable to getting caught in possession and conceding unnecessary mistakes.
He possesses all the physical tools required to dominate a midfield battle, but raw power and athletic stride are not enough on their own.
He must refine his spatial awareness, scanning frequency, and overall in-possession decision-making.
That is not to downplay his raw talent, but it remains a glaring weakness he has to fix.
And frankly, there is little reason to believe Carrick is the right manager to coach that side of the game into him.
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LastBornOfAfrica retweeted
My friend discovered these things when he cohabited with his wife before marriage.
She didn’t like spoons placed over a pot, after you dish your food wash off the spoon don’t place it over the pot.
After bathing, she told him to use clean water and wash off the soap foams on the wall tiles.
After using the toilet 🚽 don’t cover it, leave it open so air can flow in and out.
Don’t use her towel for any reason, she told him, she loves to meet her towel dry.
When pressing the toothpaste start from the bottom to use not from the top.
If they had not cohabitated he might not know all these things, and these things as little as they look are capable of ruining a marriage.
Cohabitation is good and it is for the benefit of both!
Na God go take you and that Keep Rashford
🚨MANCHESTER UNITED SQUAD OVERHAUL, MY BRUTALLY HONEST VERDICT.
Here’s exactly what I’d do with every player.
GOALKEEPERS
Senne Lammens — QUESTION MARK: Coaching hasn’t helped him, but right now he hasn’t shown enough to convince me he’s United’s long-term No.1. Needs serious development.
Tom Heaton — KEEP: Experienced, professional, reliable presence. No complaints.
DEFENDERS
Diogo Dalot — SQUAD PLAYER: Brilliant on his day, infuriating the next. Useful depth, but wouldn’t lose sleep if he left.
Noussair Mazraoui — KEEP: Technically sound, intelligent and versatile. Worth keeping around.
Luke Shaw — MOVE ON: Brilliant servant, but sentiment cannot dictate squad planning. Time to move forward.
Harry Amass — LIKELY EXIT: Clearly not getting the opportunities he needs. No point keeping him around without a pathway.
Patrick Dorgu — LOAN: Still young, but nowhere near polished enough. Regular football elsewhere could do him wonders.
Harry Maguire — BACKUP: Strong leader with valuable experience, but should realistically be fourth or fifth choice now.
Lisandro Martínez — SELL: Enough is enough. Availability and consistency matter. We cannot keep building around uncertainty.
Leny Yoro — KEEP & DEVELOP: The talent is obvious. Needs composure, patience and better decision-making.
Ayden Heaven — DEVELOP: Plenty of potential, but still raw. Don’t rush him into responsibilities he’s not ready for.
Matthijs de Ligt — SELL: Too many fitness concerns and nowhere near enough consistent performances. Move on.
MIDFIELDERS
Carlos Baleba — KEEP & IMPROVE: Physical qualities are there, but his composure and technical execution on the ball must improve.
Santos — KEEP: Growing into his role. Good energy, promising qualities and useful squad depth.
Kobbie Mainoo — BUILD AROUND HIM: One of the few players we should be shaping the future midfield around. Protect and develop him properly.
Youri Tielemans — ROTATION: Quality in possession, but shouldn’t be an automatic starter. Use him intelligently, as Eriksen should’ve been used.
Mason Mount — SELL: Too many opportunities, too little return. We cannot keep waiting forever.
Bruno Fernandes — KEEP, BUT MANAGE: Still our best player, but his role and workload must be managed properly. Build a balanced midfield rather than expecting him to do everything.
ATTACKERS
Matheus Cunha — KEEP: Aggressive, direct and fearless. He’s giving us much of what we hoped Rashford would consistently deliver after that Barcelona performance.
Marcus Rashford — KEEP: Still one of our most dangerous forwards. Get him playing with confidence and consistency.
Amad Diallo — ROTATION: Talented, but his decision-making in the final third remains frustrating. Not an untouchable starter.
Bryan Mbeumo — KEEP: Really like him, but his wastefulness can be absolutely infuriating. Needs to become more clinical.
Shea Lacey — MORE MINUTES: Exceptional talent. Stop talking about our academy and actually give the lad opportunities.
Joshua Zirkzee — POSITIONAL CHANGE: Technically gifted, but he’s not a natural No.9. Could offer something as an attacking midfielder or creative option between the lines.
Benjamin Šeško — KEEP: Huge potential, but he needs to stay fit, impose himself physically and start making defenders uncomfortable.
The biggest problem at Manchester United isn’t a lack of talent. It’s that we’ve spent years confusing potential with quality, loyalty with sentiment and occasional good performances with consistency.
Some of these players have survived more managers than they’ve delivered good seasons. That alone tells you how low our standards have fallen.






























