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LastBornOfAfrica retweeted
Maguire files…..
Harry Maguire was on bench when Manchester United won the FA cup under Erik TenHag.
Harry Maguire was on the bench when United won the carabao cup.
Harry Maguire has been a disgrace of a centerback and United renew his contract when he should have been let go and replaced with Ezri Konsa or Calvin Bassey.
They said they renewed his contract cause he brings experience. What experience can Maguire offer if not for constant errors in defence.
LastBornOfAfrica retweeted
Harry Maguire was on bench when Manchester United won the FA cup under Erik TenHag.
Harry Maguire was on the bench when United won the carabao cup.
Harry Maguire has been a disgrace of a centerback and United renew his contract when he should have been let go and replaced with Ezri Konsa or Calvin Bassey.
They said they renewed his contract cause he brings experience. What experience can Maguire offer if not for constant errors in defence.
LastBornOfAfrica retweeted
Life Hack
1. Install Telegram
2. Create a private channel or group.
3. Remove everyone so it’s just you.
4. Upload files, notes, videos - anything you want to keep.
5. Anytime you lose your phone or switch devices, just log in and download everything again.
That’s basically your own unlimited cloud storage.
Tired of saying this now
LastBornOfAfrica retweeted
My friend discovered these things when he cohabited with his wife before marriage.
She didn’t like spoons placed over a pot, after you dish your food wash off the spoon don’t place it over the pot.
After bathing, she told him to use clean water and wash off the soap foams on the wall tiles.
After using the toilet 🚽 don’t cover it, leave it open so air can flow in and out.
Don’t use her towel for any reason, she told him, she loves to meet her towel dry.
When pressing the toothpaste start from the bottom to use not from the top.
If they had not cohabitated he might not know all these things, and these things as little as they look are capable of ruining a marriage.
Cohabitation is good and it is for the benefit of both!
LastBornOfAfrica retweeted
Approaching a woman for the first time is so easy. A lot of men find it very difficult
Wrong❌: "hi, how are you"
Wrong❌: "hello, can I talk to you"?
Wrong❌: "excuse me, can I have a minute"?
Stop asking questions. Women find such men boring and weak
Right✅:
LastBornOfAfrica retweeted
Is this how I'll continue to shave my vagina till I die??? 😭
Any small thing, hair. Haba!
LastBornOfAfrica retweeted
Ever heard of “Mai Sansai” tried it , went all night without nutting.
That was the First & last time I tried it, woke up with blue balls.
I begged Myself to cum, I’m done with such scenarios.
Took a viagra once. Out of curiosity. My face felt hot and my heart was beating fast. Still nutted in 6 minutes and had no interest in going again. Still slept like a baby.
The only thing I learned was that a good preworkout gives a similar kick at a fraction of the cost. In fact, I might even argue that it’s better.
LastBornOfAfrica retweeted
Texted a new babe I just got her number last week Saturday around noon, she replied me the next morning.
Her message is still unread, I will probably reply tomorrow to ensure its exactly one week later since we are all mad.
LastBornOfAfrica retweeted
The number of reasonable women is fast dropping as men are quickly marrying them
If you're talking to the 56th girl to reply your "how was your day?" with "fine", there's no point going forward with whatever y'all are doing.
Block and try again
LastBornOfAfrica retweeted
Lionel Messi will be available for Inter Miami’s game against New England Revolution on Sunday night despite receiving his fifth yellow card of the MLS season, which would typically trigger a one-game suspension.
Ordinarily, five cautions would keep him out of his next game.
But for years, MLS has had a disciplinary provision that can reduce a player’s yellow-card tally if he has gone a sustained period without one.
It is a rule that usually goes unnoticed, but given Messi’s stature, it has come to light again, and it has proven particularly useful for the player and Inter Miami as the MLS regular season comes to a close.
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