
Klein/Ryōtarō Tsuboi || «Fuurinkazan» Guild Leader || Header by @VenusStacia || Registered Armin x Annie Shipper || NSFW Bots are not welcome! 🚫 || #SAO #MHA
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Oi! Oi! Oi! My name is Klein! Good to meet ya!! I’m a lover & defender of SAO!
I post memes, some hot takes & I just started reading the SAO light novels (occasionally post reactions to parts of them)!
For moots, my anime movies/series listings are pictured below!
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This is an actual martial arts technique, albeit slightly altered.
You media illiterate fools only serve to make yourselves look stupid; the center of humiliation rituals.
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Two guys who have trained in sword fighting with each other for over a decade, trying to find a single opening but struggling because they know each other so well.
This is beautiful and proper.
GTFO LARPer
Pretending? Ye a landlubber, liberal? And yer one to talk about pretending, as if ya lot aren’t the poster things of pretending shi!
youtu.be/kRRmQ1Tz-Ao?is=3FIj…
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A master of his craft. The shot compositions, the world building, the set design, the SFX, everything.
I literally do not understand boomers and millennials who look at the prequels and say wow this sucks and is lame.
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"Revenge of the Sith is the best SW movie [but I'll give you the other ones]" is SAFE EDGY.
If you don't hail Clones and Menace as vigorously as Sith, then we don't grant you the rank of Master.
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Zendaya says there's one attractive quality about her husband that makes her jealous and impressed
Zendaya: "Something I am always impressed with Tom about, which I feel like I want to inherit more of, is he's very...
Tom Holland: "Awesome? legendary? talented?"
Zendaya: Yeah, so many great words...but you really stand on your big stickler for respect and kindness."
"Not to say that I'm not doing that, but you just make sure that is in the front."
"And then if that line is crossed, I think sometimes he's better at drawing boundaries and making things clear. And I'm a little bit more like, okay, guys, it's all right, everything's all right."
"You're good at being like, no, no, this is, we're not doing this. You're good at setting the boundaries when they need to be set. Really clearly, really strong."
"So I like that you have, you know what you feel is right for yourself, and you do it, and for others you're very protective in that way.
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Altering a shot to make it look as bad as possible is exactly the kind of shit I expect disingenuous George Lucas-hating pukes to do.
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You know who I've never seen criticize the politics of the Star Wars prequels? Map-gamers and history buffs.
You know who's never criticized the CGI? VFX Artists and set designers.
You know who never criticized the dialogue of the romance? People who've actually had young love and had bad breakups.
You know who never criticized the Character of Jar-Jar Binks? Anyone who's actually had to work with political candidates.
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At every turn the people who supposedly should be MOST upset about some "flaw" of the story, actually adore that thing in particular.
On the Contray all the "criticisms" are seemingly a smokescreen for a seething hatred and ressentiment against the Young white boys and girls the films are made for and targeted at.
The space politics aren't hated because they "Don't make sense" the politics are handled very similar to Turkish-Arab-British Relations in 'Lawrence of Arabia' or Colonialism in 'the Battle of Algeirs' or the Russian Revolution in "Dr Zivago" there, but in the background relative to the Characters... They're hated because the exist at all reminding people that precocious 12 year olds are actually reading the books and following it.
The CGI is hated not because its "Bad" but because it doesn't give the illusion of watching something edgy and "mature" but rather dives headfirst into the Weird of the Fantastic setting that awkward nerds feel status anxiety about enjoying, and non-nerds feel threatened by.
The Romantic dialogue is hated because it reminds grumpy people who've never had love that people who do are suave space pirate power fantasies... They're just braver and slog through the awkward (like kids do in their first love)
Jar-Jar is hated because he speaks exactly as stupidly and rediculously as Americans desperately pretend their own diversity hires and sports/music stars do all the time... He's jsut different enough that it pains Americans to look on it in relation to another dying republic
(Yes JarJar is exactly what 50% of US politicians and celbrities look like, no embellishment, exactly the man who attains high status in a late egalitarian republic)
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They hated the prequels NOT for being bad, but for being TRUE in a way that insulted their lies, and they could see all this was true when they saw innocent kids eating it up!
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It's so funny how old, dopey bastards have zero understanding of film.
That shot communicates a stalemate, which concludes with light and dark being cosmologically locked—accompanied by a choir sustaining chords as the Force theme plays in the strings.
Children's films, btw
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Very pleased to see so many young right-wing zoomers finally recognizing just how incredible the Star Wars prequel trilogy really was.
George Lucas, a visionary, created perhaps the most profound piece of right-wing media in sci-fi form.
Anakin Skywalker is the archetypal disenfranchised chud: a young man who genuinely wanted to do good, believed in justice, and trusted a system that presented itself as noble, democratic, and righteous, all to have his innocence, idealism, sense of justice, and vulnerabilities systematically exploited by the very institutions he believed in.
He wanted to make a difference, only to discover that the entire political order he had devoted his life to defending was deeply corrupt, hypocritical, and wicked.
And in his disillusionment, he became vulnerable to the very evil he once sought to destroy.
A cautionary tale for an entire generation of young men who grew up believing the system was fundamentally good, only to discover that the system was never quite what it claimed to be.
George Lucas understood the chud psyche long before the chud was actualized in the zeitgeist.
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its so funny how the star wars prequels are obviously cinematic masterpieces, but a bunch of chungus gen X nerds who never amounted to anything convinced us they were bad because they didnt make them feel like empire strikes back did when they were 10
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Let's see what the School festival gave us:
- Dekus first Victory by himself against a villian without breaking his limbs or nearly dying
- An arc with lower stakes which was needed
- Good slice of life moment that makes you remember they're on a school
- Showed us that being a Hero has a far deeper meaning than just Beating bad guys
- Revealed hidden talents from class 1-A characters which was really cool
- Gave us a beautiful performance by Jiro and great character development to her
- Gave us Eris Smiling for the first time, overcoming her trauma and thus being saved
And last but not least introduced 2 Goated villians who later on had this beautiful redemption moment in the final arc (personally one of my fav moments in the series) 🙂↕️
Such a coward.
Anyway, you’re definitely delusional, for your media illiteracy is bleeding through.
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This
Is
A
Fascist
Move
Sen. Slotkin urges Dems to use prosecution to make young people afraid to serve in Trump admin trib.al/pUq2hrF
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I implore everyone room temperature or warmer
DO
NOT
EVEN
HATE
WATCH
Do not watch it "so YOU don't have to"/to review it
Do not watch it to make informed insults
Do not watch it out of morbid curiosity
Some people can't be helped; it will make SOME money, let it be small!

































