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It’s getting harder to see both sides. ATL - PHL - NYC - ATX - BOI - DEN (Go Birds 🦅)

Denver, CO
Joined February 2011
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Well…at least we’ll get the unredacted Epstein files now, right?
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If this doesn’t get at least one person ill be shocked 😂
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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For anyone that is saying the last minute decision to keep some polling places open in Brazil wasn’t meant to influence the outcome of the election. Within minutes of the decision, prediction markets flipped.
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If by better experience you mean your site crashing week 1 🤦🏻‍♂️
We heard you. A better experience is on the way.
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I love this kid 🥹🦅
Jordan got flashbacks hearing Samuel's bird call
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Christian Capozzoli retweeted
Samuel's speaking our language 🦅
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Hard to believe @PalmerLuckey is still in the early innings of what will surely be a hall of fame career on this platform 😂
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🦆 🌎
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🗓️ 29/06/00 - Patrick Kluivert erró su penal en Semi de Euro. 🗓️ 29/06/26 - Justin Kluivert erró su penal en 16vos de Mundial. Padre e hijo, MISMA ejecución, con Holanda siendo eliminada, el MISMO DÍA con 26 AÑOS DE DIFERENCIA. INCREÍBLE. 😳⛔️
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Christian Capozzoli retweeted
Replying to @yoamomonstruos
Americans truly believe they have a chance at anything. That’s a feature not a bug
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Incredible move from @JJWatt
Our room for the coming days in Houston. I don’t even know what to say about this. This is just unreal. No words. Huge huge thank you to JJ Watt for giving me and my friends the opportunity to stay at a place like this🙏🙏🙏
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Christian Capozzoli retweeted
They put the skyline on the cover and the entirety of Chicago got hit with the worst Madden curse of all time
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I think Mark Ruffalo would bring more realism to the role.
Can’t wait for Matt Damon to play Graham Platner in a future coming-of-age Netflix film about a spoiled rich kid who acts out as a teenager and is shipped off to an $80K a year boarding school only to get expelled after one semester for sexually assaulting a student then he joins the Marines as a fuck you to his parents and while enlisted he frequently posts on Reddit about how soldiers should bang hookers in Thailand then gets wasted in Croatia and gets a Nazi tattoo before deciding to move back to DC and bartend at Tune Inn where he meets a Blackwater executive who hires him to “work security” in Afghanistan which he does for a year before moving home to Maine to sell oysters to his mom and run for the U.S. Senate. Give it the Oscar already.
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What a novel concept 🤯
Replying to @PetinaVox
With the money we don’t steal.
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We’re so back 🔔
A record that stood for 115 years now belongs to Cristopher Sánchez
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