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Carvey Pumpkinson

@CPumpkinson

Professional jokesmith/artist/voice actor/comedic writer https://xitter.gq/t.co/kllryHoA7P https://xitter.gq/t.co/khSgbMpjrN https://xitter.gq/t.co/bt2uOl51uU

 St Paul, MN
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Joined February 2021
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WARNING: Outdated! These are the new prices.
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@TheFabsWOWAug 10
Some gartic phone animations made with homies @SufferinCircuit @Avalugg_ and @CPumpkinson . Very fun, I was laughing v hard
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Nice Moves MN@nice_moves28 Oct 2025
This October, we’re celebrating a Monthly Mover whose work embodies the spirit of the witch !! 🎃💀 @CPumpkinson aka “Carvey Pumpkinson” is an illustrator, storyboard artist and voice actor who is skilled at conjuring haunting, moving images that possess a hand-crafted feel.
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Since X is a disaster I'll be posting new jokes at my BlueSky account, @cpumpkinson.bsky.social. I'm the new kid on the Block! HAHAHA
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Hard Drive@HardDriveMag17 Oct 2024
Travis Bickle Was Never The "Real" Taxi Driver, Director Martin Scorsese Confirms hard-drive.net/hd/travis-bic…
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The Third-Rates@TheThirdRates17 Oct 2024
WE ARE THE THIRD-RATES‼️ WE KNOW WE'RE NOT THAT GOOD🤷‍♂️ BUT WE'RE OKAY🥉
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I tried playing with the new Lego Elon Musk set, but they screwed up the Blocks.
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Ghada Mahmoud🍉@Ghada3Family15 Oct 2024
IF YOU SEE THIS YOU HAVE TO RT I wish you could imagine the amount of pain I feel as I try to save my daughters them deserves to grow up and live them childhood them needs you to help them get out of here. You can do It by contributing any amount to them gofund.me/6bad9e62
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CrowBears@CrowBears6416 Oct 2024
todays warm up
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after 15 years with my twitter avatar the amazing @JohnnyUtahNG has updated it! im back and older than ever!
Image from 🜏 Edmund McMillen 🜏 (@edmundmcmillen)
Image from 🜏 Edmund McMillen 🜏 (@edmundmcmillen)
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Wrath Club
@WrathClub6 Oct 2024
When the world needs heroes, the ACTION DOODS answer the call! ►youtu.be/5q2nTzP9ojY◄
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¡Shit Head!@Shithead420X12 Oct 2024
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@LyleRath
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@mariabamfoo10 Oct 2024
Phone lines are open.
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Party where you make fun of each other’s penis size: Erectile Diss Function
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A werewolf from last year.
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Your body is a wonderland of screams.
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Get your filthy hands on some filthy artwork HERE: ko-fi.com/cpumpkinson

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Hard Drive@HardDriveMag9 Oct 2024
Cops Who Shot Blade Relieved To Find Out He Was Also Vampire hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
Cops Who Shot Blade Relieved To Find Out He Was Also Vampire

Cops Who Shot Blade Relieved To Find Out He Was Also Vampire

LOS ANGELES — Two veteran officers were incredibly relieved last night when they discovered that the unarmed black man they opened fire... Read more nonsense

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Maybe this hurricane will go away if you just return its stapler.
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two nights ago i dreamt of snow and a Pale Dog that only i could see
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I’m glad Bruce Wayne decided on making a costume based off his fear of bats and not one for his raging homophobia.
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