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Welcome aboard to Mercedes airlines 🛫 #ウマ娘 #GoldShip #tokaiteio #mercedeslemans
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BREAKING: Colossal Biosciences, the startup working to bring extinct animals back to life, accuses a former employee of stealing company de-extinction secrets.
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Touhou being the usual culprit in internet history
On this day 25 years ago, the oldest Internet post in existence that includes the term "Ahegao" was submitted to a 2channel thread.
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Always remember if monsters are willing to do shit like this to people outside your borders... imagine what they'll do to your family and friends if they get in.
It was necessary.....
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Just saw an ork warboss do this to a guardsmen. Get me the fuck off Armageddon rn
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The true and honest subtext of this ad is that if you let your daughter burn coal she will spawn savage ill-disciplined half-breeds who soil your home, ignore you, don't care in the slightest about your traditions, but are perfectly happy to soak you for everything you're worth.
🚨BREAKING: The John Lewis Christmas Advert 2026 has become one of the worst reviewed in the stores history The comments on YouTube have been TURNED OFF There are currently 5 times the dislikes as there are likes The Plot: - Entitled children ignore their Grandmother, won't even hug her - She tries to give them nice, simple, meaningful toys to play with, they ignore her - She goes to John Lewis to buy expensive toys - The kids now love her It's an awful message featuring a diverse family as always
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Scheming Eunuchs uncover a Scheme
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Morning everyone
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I don’t think I could make a funnier ending to this movie if I tried
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This sounded unbelievable but it's true, he couldn't figure out a three point turn while driving in Formula 2 When he gets back to the garage his engineer literally tells him "you have to turn the steering wheel"
> Be 76 IQ Indian named Mahaveer Raghunathan > Have need for speed, start professional racing because Brahmin #1 > Finish dead last in first two entry level races in 2012 > Finish 14th on average in next 3 races in 2013 > Finish 12th in F4 race in 2014 > "Pakistani bhenchods keep sabotaging! India racing superpower 2030 SAAR" > Fake credentials, get into F3. Izzat went up! > Place 39th across 30 races in 2015, zero points scored, worst performance in history > Gaslight.exe, it was someone else's fault > "Brahmin superior to European! I race and beat them!" > Place 16th in Eurocup, dead last in AutoGP in 2016 > Set a record for most penalties accrued for ignoring rules. Stupid Americans not smart like Indians! This is jugaad SAAR > Somehow get into F2 in 2017, clearly Indian work ethic paying off > Place 2nd last, gets lapped, decide to go full throttle after every other racer finished nearly hitting crew workers > Join Gran Prix, get stuck in cornering pit, spend FOUR MINUTES doing 3-point turn because he didn't know he needed to turn the wheel, manually pushed the car out > Spend entire series ignoring corners, ignoring rules, ignoring flags. Sets new personal and historical record for violations > Rules literally rewritten to account for his shitty driving > Somehow, miraculously gets a hold of an F1 car for testing run > Trains 3 years, never allowed to qualify > Turns out he promised to pay for the McLaren he was racing but didn't, gets sued, because anti-Hindu hate or something > Literally turned down by every race in 2026, fourteen years into his career This is Indian talent. This is how they operate in every tech company, every CEO They're all this retarded
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Adam Sandler is reportedly working on a film that has him playing a trainer at Tracen Academy “In effort to reconnect with his estranged daughter and ex-wife, Ryan Henson becomes a trainer of Umamusume. Can he lead his trainee to win the triple crown?”
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> Be 76 IQ Indian named Mahaveer Raghunathan > Have need for speed, start professional racing because Brahmin #1 > Finish dead last in first two entry level races in 2012 > Finish 14th on average in next 3 races in 2013 > Finish 12th in F4 race in 2014 > "Pakistani bhenchods keep sabotaging! India racing superpower 2030 SAAR" > Fake credentials, get into F3. Izzat went up! > Place 39th across 30 races in 2015, zero points scored, worst performance in history > Gaslight.exe, it was someone else's fault > "Brahmin superior to European! I race and beat them!" > Place 16th in Eurocup, dead last in AutoGP in 2016 > Set a record for most penalties accrued for ignoring rules. Stupid Americans not smart like Indians! This is jugaad SAAR > Somehow get into F2 in 2017, clearly Indian work ethic paying off > Place 2nd last, gets lapped, decide to go full throttle after every other racer finished nearly hitting crew workers > Join Gran Prix, get stuck in cornering pit, spend FOUR MINUTES doing 3-point turn because he didn't know he needed to turn the wheel, manually pushed the car out > Spend entire series ignoring corners, ignoring rules, ignoring flags. Sets new personal and historical record for violations > Rules literally rewritten to account for his shitty driving > Somehow, miraculously gets a hold of an F1 car for testing run > Trains 3 years, never allowed to qualify > Turns out he promised to pay for the McLaren he was racing but didn't, gets sued, because anti-Hindu hate or something > Literally turned down by every race in 2026, fourteen years into his career This is Indian talent. This is how they operate in every tech company, every CEO They're all this retarded
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My dude really hit Haiti with the "Enemies of the Imperium hear me" speech
Pou chèf gang yo ak manm gang yo k ap kenbe kat konpatriyòt nou yo an otaj ann Ayiti: Mesye nou kidnape yo pa konbatan. Yo se teknisyen nan domèn avyasyon ki fè pati misyon nou ann Ayiti, nan kad yon misyon entènasyonal. Misyon nou an gen sèlman pilòt ak pèsonèl teknik, ki gen kòm travay prensipal fè evakyasyon medikal epi sove lavi moun, pa fè lagè. Men, nou te kidnape yo yon fason lach pandan yo t ap retounen apre yo te fin achte manje nan yon makèt nan zòn nan. Se poutèt sa, jodi a nou te lanse yon operasyon militè pou pote yo sekou. Nou gen yon sèl objektif: fè kat konpatriyòt nou yo retounen lakay yo vivan, san okenn mal. Men, mwen vle pou nou menm, chèf gang yo, konprann yon bagay byen klè: atak jodi a pa anyen devan sa k ap vini si nou pa remèt toule kat otaj yo vivan. Epi pa pran pawòl nou yo pou menas san fondman. Nou deja fini ak gang yo nan El Salvador, e nou kapab fini ak nou tou. Nou toujou gen tan pou evite sa. Remèt nou kat konpatriyòt nou yo vivan, san okenn mal, epi tout bagay ap retounen jan sa te ye anvan kidnaping lan. Desizyon an nan men nou.
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People whinging about “but what about the sovereignty of Haiti?” They don’t have sovereignty. They don’t have a functioning government. They have a cannibal warlord named General Barbecue who eats his opponents.
JUST IN: El Salvador President Nayib Bukele announces a military operation in Haiti to rescue 4 Salvadoran aviation technicians reportedly kidnapped by gangs.
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niño llevándose un guantazo en 1898 durante procesión sevillana
This is what Barcelona looked like in 1908
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