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Always remember if monsters are willing to do shit like this to people outside your borders... imagine what they'll do to your family and friends if they get in.
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The true and honest subtext of this ad is that if you let your daughter burn coal she will spawn savage ill-disciplined half-breeds who soil your home, ignore you, don't care in the slightest about your traditions, but are perfectly happy to soak you for everything you're worth.
🚨BREAKING: The John Lewis Christmas Advert 2026 has become one of the worst reviewed in the stores history
The comments on YouTube have been TURNED OFF
There are currently 5 times the dislikes as there are likes
The Plot:
- Entitled children ignore their Grandmother, won't even hug her
- She tries to give them nice, simple, meaningful toys to play with, they ignore her
- She goes to John Lewis to buy expensive toys
- The kids now love her
It's an awful message featuring a diverse family as always
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This sounded unbelievable but it's true, he couldn't figure out a three point turn while driving in Formula 2
When he gets back to the garage his engineer literally tells him "you have to turn the steering wheel"
> Be 76 IQ Indian named Mahaveer Raghunathan
> Have need for speed, start professional racing because Brahmin #1
> Finish dead last in first two entry level races in 2012
> Finish 14th on average in next 3 races in 2013
> Finish 12th in F4 race in 2014
> "Pakistani bhenchods keep sabotaging! India racing superpower 2030 SAAR"
> Fake credentials, get into F3. Izzat went up!
> Place 39th across 30 races in 2015, zero points scored, worst performance in history
> Gaslight.exe, it was someone else's fault
> "Brahmin superior to European! I race and beat them!"
> Place 16th in Eurocup, dead last in AutoGP in 2016
> Set a record for most penalties accrued for ignoring rules. Stupid Americans not smart like Indians! This is jugaad SAAR
> Somehow get into F2 in 2017, clearly Indian work ethic paying off
> Place 2nd last, gets lapped, decide to go full throttle after every other racer finished nearly hitting crew workers
> Join Gran Prix, get stuck in cornering pit, spend FOUR MINUTES doing 3-point turn because he didn't know he needed to turn the wheel, manually pushed the car out
> Spend entire series ignoring corners, ignoring rules, ignoring flags. Sets new personal and historical record for violations
> Rules literally rewritten to account for his shitty driving
> Somehow, miraculously gets a hold of an F1 car for testing run
> Trains 3 years, never allowed to qualify
> Turns out he promised to pay for the McLaren he was racing but didn't, gets sued, because anti-Hindu hate or something
> Literally turned down by every race in 2026, fourteen years into his career
This is Indian talent. This is how they operate in every tech company, every CEO
They're all this retarded
CSS Alabama retweeted
> Be 76 IQ Indian named Mahaveer Raghunathan
> Have need for speed, start professional racing because Brahmin #1
> Finish dead last in first two entry level races in 2012
> Finish 14th on average in next 3 races in 2013
> Finish 12th in F4 race in 2014
> "Pakistani bhenchods keep sabotaging! India racing superpower 2030 SAAR"
> Fake credentials, get into F3. Izzat went up!
> Place 39th across 30 races in 2015, zero points scored, worst performance in history
> Gaslight.exe, it was someone else's fault
> "Brahmin superior to European! I race and beat them!"
> Place 16th in Eurocup, dead last in AutoGP in 2016
> Set a record for most penalties accrued for ignoring rules. Stupid Americans not smart like Indians! This is jugaad SAAR
> Somehow get into F2 in 2017, clearly Indian work ethic paying off
> Place 2nd last, gets lapped, decide to go full throttle after every other racer finished nearly hitting crew workers
> Join Gran Prix, get stuck in cornering pit, spend FOUR MINUTES doing 3-point turn because he didn't know he needed to turn the wheel, manually pushed the car out
> Spend entire series ignoring corners, ignoring rules, ignoring flags. Sets new personal and historical record for violations
> Rules literally rewritten to account for his shitty driving
> Somehow, miraculously gets a hold of an F1 car for testing run
> Trains 3 years, never allowed to qualify
> Turns out he promised to pay for the McLaren he was racing but didn't, gets sued, because anti-Hindu hate or something
> Literally turned down by every race in 2026, fourteen years into his career
This is Indian talent. This is how they operate in every tech company, every CEO
They're all this retarded
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People whinging about “but what about the sovereignty of Haiti?”
They don’t have sovereignty. They don’t have a functioning government. They have a cannibal warlord named General Barbecue who eats his opponents.
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A: Kim Jong is ill!
C: Kim Jong-il? The dead guy??
A: No, Kim Jong-UN is ill, Kim's Jong-il's son.
C: Kim Il-sung?? Ain't he dead too??
A: Yes but he's eternally president, it's like he's undead
C: Kimg Jong-un is DEAD???
A: No, I said he was ill!!
(etc)
🚨#BREAKING: Unconfirmed reports claim Kim Jong Un may have "secretly died" in China.
