Joined April 2018
+ "you know what i'd really like?" - "tell me" + "a website" - "...we can do a website" + "a real website, not some claude generated neon slop, a real website" - "i'll make you a very good traditional handmade website, one that is built with dozens of snippets from stackoverflow"
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Hank retweeted
SEALTWT WE OFFICIALLY HAVE A POLITICIAN THAT HAS RECEIVED A SEAL ENDORSEMENT
.@NYCMayor gets a kiss from Pickles the seal to celebrate his and Councilmember @kaymsanto's $2 million investment in the New York Aquarium
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Joji knew something was off with Ethan Klein.
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Digger was v good go watch 🪏
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Hey man you never know what’s happening in other cities but Tiktok is here to save us and let us know
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Kinda looks like a shovel 🤓
love how everyone going to the 10pm Digger showing tomorrow night have arranged themselves on the central axis but slightly offset so they're not looking at the back of each other's heads 🥲
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Returning to the gym after 2 years afk…
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this is a widely held perception in America and REALLY hurts my freshmen who are trying to learn Spanish. Just really really really embarrassed to pronounce things correctly.
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Hank retweeted
The most successful bulk of all time
This 11-year-old boy in China learned he was a bone marrow match for his dying father but was too small to donate. So he ate five meals a day until he gained 33 pounds and saved his dad's life. "Save Dad first, lose weight later."
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Looks like a scene from Baki
Mr. Olympia press conference 2001
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time to find out if the new guy at work likes the tickle monster
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Me and bro looking down the bar at our creamy pints of Guinness being poured
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I pledge my allegiance to the swag
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Morning crew we ready?
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This is insane...and I can't stop watching it...
The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this
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AND I WILL BE SEATED
‘CASINO ROYALE’ will return to theaters in October for the film's 20th anniversary.
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real torontonians respect line 2, the working man’s train. line 1 is for people in york region to get to the eaton centre
TTC looked particularly nice in the morning light today
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tears in my eyes everything is going to be okay
Scientists may have found the real life SpongeBob and Patrick nearly 6,200 feet below the Atlantic. A NOAA expedition captured a yellow sponge and pink sea star sitting side by side, and marine biologist Christopher Mah pointed out the obvious comparison. [🎥: via/ NOAA]
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Gg ferkin ez 🤓
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