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Cal Azone 🇺🇦

@Cal_Azone

I'm just a progressive sentient calzone who likes things that normally go on top of a pizza to be inside of a pizza crust. #BidenHarris2020

 Manhattan, NY
Joined January 2017
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No more blue bird, no more sentient calzone.
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First the Trump verdict and now this? My cheesy insides are filled with warmth. nytimes.com/2023/05/09/nyreg…

George Santos Is Said to Face Federal Criminal Charges (Published 2023)

The first-term Republican congressman’s extensive lies on the campaign trail and questionable financial dealings were the focus of criminal and ethical inquiries.

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I’m having calzone to celebrate! nytimes.com/live/2023/05/09/…

Trump Rape Lawsuit: Jury Finds Trump Liable for Sexual Abuse and Defamation (Published 2023)

A jury of six men and three women awarded the writer E. Jean Carroll $5 million in damages. Donald J. Trump called the verdict a “disgrace.”

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He also claimed he invented the calzone apparently.
. (@MarisaKabas) profile picture.@MarisaKabas11 Jan 2023
NEW: SANTOS CLAIMED IN HIS VETTING INTERVIEW THAT HE WAS A STAR ON THE @BaruchCollege VOLLEYBALL TEAM AND LEAD THE TEAM TO A LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP
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As a #MichiganFootball fan it pains me to say this but let’s go #OSU
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Elon Musk stealing my thunder yet again.
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I'm just a sentient calzone but I am pretty sure this pile of shit is saying we shouldn't forgive student debt in order to limit our nation's poorer individuals' career options.
Senator Jim Banks (@SenatorBanks) profile pictureSenator Jim Banks
@SenatorBanks25 Aug 2022
Student loan forgiveness undermines one of our military’s greatest recruitment tools at a time of dangerously low enlistments.
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Does Matt Gaetz not know the difference between "Waiving" and "Waving" or am I missing something?
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Neither will I. My fans deserve to see me in all my beauty.
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Mets win. We’re having calzone. #LGM
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This street fair knows what the people want. Also it’s too hot for calzone or a street fair in midtown Manhattan today.
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Yet another reason I take great pride in the fact Jenna Ellis blocked me on Twitter.
angry buni 🤬 (@theangriestbuni) profile pictureangry buni 🤬@theangriestbuni8 Jul 2022
Jenna Ellis calling Megan Rapinoe and Simone Biles losers is fucking comedic gold. Especially since those two women have 9 Olympic medals and all Ellis will be known for is Rudy Giuliani’s fart recipient.
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This guy needs to choke on a Hot Pocket.
Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn) profile pictureSenator John Cornyn
@JohnCornyn25 Jun 2022
Now do Plessy vs Ferguson/Brown vs Board of Education.
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#LGM
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This might be the single most impressive thing I’ve ever done while at work.
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Don’t get me wrong, I’m really good at my job but 91 points in Super Tecmo Bowl is virtually unheard of. Back to calzone stuff now I promise.
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Update: my CEO was not at all impressed by my Super Tecmo Bowl accomplishment and seemed dismayed that I was playing it in the office. Odd.
My brain is literally made of cheese (mostly ricotta for those wondering) but I am certainly smarter than this person.
The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) profile pictureThe Good Liars
@TheGoodLiars7 Mar 2022
Asked a member of the trucker convoy what issues were important to her. Her answer was… interesting.
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I think Rebecca’s eventually going to have to explain how Friends stayed on as long as it did in spite of it being not at all funny. Good luck with that.
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No mention of calzone on this chart? #fakenews
Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma) profile pictureArmand Domalewski
@ArmandDoma4 Feb 2022
The “Acceptable To Italians Index” is my new favorite set of metrics
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