
I'm just a progressive sentient calzone who likes things that normally go on top of a pizza to be inside of a pizza crust. #BidenHarris2020
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@Cal_Azone
Pepperoni cups,
Partially defatted cheese,
Yeasty crispy crust.
#haikutuesday
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Sentient Meatloaf isn't even on Twitter, if that tells you anything.
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After listening to the Cohen Hearing all day, had to settle in for a calzone. I thought you might weigh in on the legal and political ramifications of this, @Cal_Azone .
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The cheese inside it
Stretches to arm's length and sags
Onto my trousers.
#haikutuesday
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Name a better couple, we’ll wait. #beer #calzone #allthecheese #craftbeer #downtown #DYT #TheBarrelHouse #Dayton #Ohio #Daytonlovesbeer @Cal_Azone
Cal Azone 🇺🇦 retweeted
12 days of Calzone:
12 not quite pizzas
11 Red hot pockets
10 herb calzones
9 weird pot stickers
8 enchiladas
7 cheese perogies
6 Greek cheese pies
5 hot calzones!
4 meat calzones
3 with mostly cheese
2 without sauce
1 and a Calzone just for me!
@Cal_Azone
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Santa Claus always gets milk and cookies left behind for him, but have you ever considered leaving behind a calzone? St. Nick deserves an Italian classic! But don't feed him too much!
#yegfood #foodforthought #calzone
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Nice to meet you! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow bread snack, theres so few these days.
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I ate the smaller one but this was a thing of beauty @Cal_Azone















