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a comedian something like an artist my mother's favorite son

New York, USA
Joined May 2009
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I stopped smoking weed and now I can't stop having wet dreams
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EGO DEATH.
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If the Director of War sends the 82nd airborne into Iran and they get massacred, someone needs to go to prison. - Scott Ritter
Iran just destroyed a hotel in Iraq filled with U.S. personal and Iraq declared war on the U.S. and Israel.
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Looks the battalion had a budget for a camera this time.
BREAKING: Afghanistan announces they will use suicide bomber battalions.
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Funny how that works.
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Nathan Fielder goin Dummy
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At least his heart is in the right place. 😭😂🤣
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FULL SEND
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fake orgasm? i think the better term is sargasm
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Telling my kids this what Congress was
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This is what I imagine women think they could do when they say they wish they had a dick.
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Don’t make me laugh until I die bruuh🤣😭
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Greek yogurt strawberry jam fresh fruit and granola
Be honest with your answers..🤔
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I want bro in jail before 6 pm today 😂😭
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Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in
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girl what 😭?
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100 fucking percent. 🎯🎯🎯👇
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This brother don’t miss🤯
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Imagine you wear a quarter zip and you're still failing three classes
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Me and the squad when that classic comes on:
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