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kay·luhb
@Calebthinks_
a comedian something like an artist my mother's favorite son
New York, USA
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Joined May 2009
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kay·luhb
@Calebthinks_
15 Jan 2024
I stopped smoking weed and now I can't stop having wet dreams
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iman, the icon.
@ImanEurope
Jul 24
EGO DEATH.
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RyanMatta 🇺🇸 🦅
@Ryanmatta
Mar 25
If the Director of War sends the 82nd airborne into Iran and they get massacred, someone needs to go to prison. - Scott Ritter
RyanMatta 🇺🇸 🦅
@Ryanmatta
Mar 25
Iran just destroyed a hotel in Iraq filled with U.S. personal and Iraq declared war on the U.S. and Israel.
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kay·luhb
@Calebthinks_
Mar 1
Looks the battalion had a budget for a camera this time.
Eyal Yakoby
@EYakoby
Feb 27
BREAKING: Afghanistan announces they will use suicide bomber battalions.
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iamyesyouareno
@iamyesyouareno
Feb 26
Funny how that works.
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@ntbtstm
Feb 13
Nathan Fielder goin Dummy
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@CliffNu2
Feb 13
At least his heart is in the right place. 😭😂🤣
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CCP IS ASSHOE
@CCPISASSH0E
Feb 12
FULL SEND
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autumn keys
@autumnkeyss
Feb 6
fake orgasm? i think the better term is sargasm
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Guns Daily
@Guysloveguns
Jan 27
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kay·luhb
@Calebthinks_
Jan 19
Telling my kids this what Congress was
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kay·luhb
@Calebthinks_
31 Dec 2025
This is what I imagine women think they could do when they say they wish they had a dick.
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queen ִ𐙚
@queenoflol99
23 Dec 2025
Don’t make me laugh until I die bruuh🤣😭
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kay·luhb
@Calebthinks_
22 Dec 2025
Greek yogurt strawberry jam fresh fruit and granola
Words
@wordstionary
21 Dec 2025
Be honest with your answers..🤔
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The Instigator
@Am_Blujay
15 Dec 2025
I want bro in jail before 6 pm today 😂😭
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naiive
@naiivememe
12 Dec 2025
Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in
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narsa.
@rathor7_
12 Dec 2025
girl what 😭?
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Bill Madden
@maddenifico
8 Dec 2025
100 fucking percent. 🎯🎯🎯👇
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MY NAME IS MY NAME 🇺🇸🪮
@ctreid89
7 Dec 2025
This brother don’t miss🤯
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kay·luhb
@Calebthinks_
20 Nov 2025
Imagine you wear a quarter zip and you're still failing three classes
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The Black Guy Wrestling Podcast
@bgwpod
14 Nov 2025
Me and the squad when that classic comes on:
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