AZ girl in TX. Mom of 5. Likes: politics, sports, 🐶, comedy, true crime. Dislikes: Commies. My nickname in HS was “Donna Rickles.” I block annoying people.

Texas, USA
Joined January 2009
Anyone else have a nagging feeling of impending doom?
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I don’t like watching @ufc at 3pm. This feels wrong #UFC333
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Imagine thinking speed “limits” are the actual limit. Merely guidelines at best
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Bend, Oregon man who shot and killed a shooter at his daughters' school speaks out, praises female teacher for fighting the shooter, allowing him to have a clear shot. Kaylub Giamanco says he is haunted by the sound of children pleading for their lives. He also praised the teacher for grabbing the gunman's weapon, allowing him to take a shot at the shooter. "I want to recognize [the teacher]. She gave me the opportunity to make my shot without losing my life..." "I swung the door open, and I stepped in, and I fired, and they dropped to the ground... I looked down at the gunman, and he was scrambling for his weapon. And I looked at him, and I shot him 2 more times..."
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I remember a lot of Dukakis jokes going back and forth with the kids on the bus back in the day
What is the oldest political news story you can remember? For me it's Joe Biden being selected as Obama's VP.
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The American government is a battlefield where different ethnic interests compete to steal your money and give it to the foreigners they’re really loyal to
Over the last few days, I’ve gotten a bunch of concerned calls from Michiganders about the escalating violence in Albania, among other European countries. The Albanian people have the right to protest peacefully and hold their elected officials accountable. Likewise, the Albanian government has a duty to uphold the rule of law, protect protestors against the excessive use of police force, clean up corruption, and respond to citizens’ concerns. I urge both sides to do all they can to deescalate and find a peaceful way to move forward.
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Roses are red No one likes a narc
Creep in Joe Biden mask terrifies Texas family by eating banana at their front door in the dark trib.al/5hGLKyQ
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Roses are red Your mom is obese
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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Free this man
Insane: A man in Virginia has been charged with duct-taping his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football upstairs “in peace” The 64-year-old now faces felony abduction and misdemeanor assault charges. One of the craziest news stories of the year.
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I haven’t been excited about a Super Bowl halftime show in years. Thank God for college football 🙌
JUST IN: Jay-Z has picked himself to headline the 2027 Super Bowl half time show
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The Jalen Hurts situation should be the end of international games for the NFL. These countries do not care about the sport. They’re not forming their own leagues. It’s just a money grab with mostly Americans who want to travel abroad in attendance. Is it going to take a player dying to stop it?
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they finna be named The Philadelphia Jalen Hurts after that lawsuit
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This is medical malpractice for the sake of football. Disgusting. I really hope he’s ok
Jalen Hurts has multiple blood clots in his lungs Career-ending? Deep dive into this absolutely insane fiasco here:
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Forget the firing squad. His execution needs to be slow and painful…and still televised
My God. I listened to the entire thing. I’m certain now. It should be livestreamed.
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If that’s what a scuffle is then my kids have literally never touched each other
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Pro tip: If your child looks like a school shooter out of central casting, maybe don’t buy him a gun
The extreme measures Oregon shooter took to enter the school - and why he targeted special-ed room trib.al/VprEkvY
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Highly recommend the Crystal Lake miniseries on Peacock. Perfectly spooky/campy. Linda Cardellini can do no wrong imho
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I know when I want to show men how empowered I am, I have a weeklong crash-out about one joke about my outfit.
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On the drive home from school today… 12yo son: “Oh look, my hometown!” 😐
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The Dodgers will not win the World Series this year
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