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🇵🇸🌺ATTENTION! 🌺🇵🇸 Me and @eggpoff have joined forces to bring you E-Sim sketch coms! By donating an e-sim and providing proof of purchase, you can request a sketch of your choice!
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🇵🇸🌺The Pali-Ninja 🌺🇵🇸 retweeted
jokes aside: don't let democrats get away with the song and dance they did in 2020 where they were like "everything bad is the republican's fault and our hands were tied :)" like they didn't spend the last 2 years selling out working class Americans and funding a genocide + ICE
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Every Crumbl Cookie will now become a halal chicken place, every Starbucks will become a Yemeni coffee house, and every data center shall become a masjid
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Ramadan is mandatory for everyone and whoever doesn’t follow has to work in the halal slaughterhouses
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It’s perfectly reasonable for people whose countries have to suffer from American imperialism no matter what, no matter if it’s a red or blue bomb, to say fuck both of ur candidates🤷‍♀️
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not now sweetie, mommy's busy liking untoward jokes about Greg Abbott's wheelchair on twitter
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🇵🇸🌺The Pali-Ninja 🌺🇵🇸 retweeted
every barnes & noble in the state of texas is SOLD OUT of the Holy Quran
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Everyone’s desks must now face the Kaabah prayer rugs are available upon request
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rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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Weekends are now Friday and Saturday so that everyone can make it to Jummah prayer
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🇵🇸🌺The Pali-Ninja 🌺🇵🇸 retweeted
americans have 3 business days to choose between sunni or shia. collective shahadas will take place beginning of next week.
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🇵🇸🌺The Pali-Ninja 🌺🇵🇸 retweeted
“the dems are against bombing you” This was my daily route from school when they were in charge y’all just dumb and ignorant
americans are voting to bomb us with bombs that are blue colored instead of red colored
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🇵🇸🌺The Pali-Ninja 🌺🇵🇸 retweeted
we are not forgetting you are a war criminal too
Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face. These results were only possible because outstanding candidates stepped forward in every region of the country — including in areas once considered long shots. They came from different backgrounds and represented a range of political perspectives, but were united by shared values, a belief in public service, and a commitment to putting the people of their districts and states first. We also owe a debt of gratitude to the thousands of election officials and volunteers from both parties who helped ensure a smooth election and carried out one of the most essential functions of our democracy. While this administration has another two years in office, our job now is to roll up our sleeves, make changes wherever we have the power to do so, prevent further damage, and lay the groundwork for the future.
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Group shahada at Taco Bell, followed by group Thuhr salah and a Ramadan feast
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🇵🇸🌺The Pali-Ninja 🌺🇵🇸 retweeted
The White House is getting a halal kitchen and a prayer room.
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🇵🇸🌺The Pali-Ninja 🌺🇵🇸 retweeted
Khan younis is terrifying, targeting has not stopped since the morning. Movement is difficult. The internet is bad. I hope our voices from Gaza reach you because this feels like the end.
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EVERY BATHROOM SHALL NOW HAVE A FOOTWASHING STATION AND A BIDET
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How am I supposed to focus on work when people are frying American politicians over an open fire on this app right after the French just got done broiling the Japanese 😭😭😭
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He will be sacrificed for Eid al Adha inshallah.
Sam Altman has responded to backlash over his controversial comments about people having RAM in their PCs. Altman said that his comments had been taken out of context. “I actually do want the world to have tons of memory and people to put as much as they want in their computers, and it is fucking annoying that this was taken out of context,” “I want you to have so much RAM. Let’s build more.” Altman even changed his name on X to “Ram Altman”
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