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Joined July 2019
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Proper House!
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A guy goes into a bar in New York where the bartender is a robot. The guy sits down at the bar, and the robot asks: "What will you have? The guy replies, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot talks about physics, space exploration, and medical technology. After the guy leaves, he pauses at the street corner and thinks about what he just encountered, and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back. The robot asks, "What's your drink?" The guy answers, "Whiskey." The robot returns with his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?" This time, the man replies "100." The robot talks about NASCAR, Budweiser, Awbarn, and professional wrestling. The man finishes his drink and leaves, but he is so interested in this "experiment" that he decides he'll try again. He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Whiskey." The robot brings the drink and asks, "What's your IQ?" This time, the man answers "50." The robot leans in real close and s-l-o-w-l-y says, "How awesome is Mamdani’s rent freeze? It surely will help the housing problem.”
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America you better pray Q is real .
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Now we're talkin'
.@StephenM: “The leftist is fundamentally motivated by envy, by hatred, by jealousy. The leftist looks at what is beautiful and what is good and what is natural and is filled with envy and hatred. The leftist looks at a perfect family with the perfect life and a perfect job and perfect kids, that goes to church every Sunday, and is filled with a feeling of inadequacy and jealousy — and they covet and they turn those emotions ultimately into a desire to subjugate, to oppress, and to inflict pain and suffering. It's not a coincidence that when you look at these violent Antifa demonstrations and you see any photograph of those who are assembled — to be blunt, not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person. Not one looks normal. They’re all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerisms... Their outer appearance becomes a manifestation of their inner hatred.”
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AI videos are going crazier day by day!!
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So cute.
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NEW: Cash App has severed ties with the 'I've Had It' Podcast after hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan laughed uncontrollably at the thought of digging up Charlie Kirk's corpse and killing him again. Cash App says they are no longer a sponsor of the show. Just 20 minutes before the women cracked up at the thought of assassinating Charlie Kirk again, Welch had read an ad for Cash App. Surprising anyone would want to sponsor this show in the first place.
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The Hawk showed its gratitude by allowing them to touch and pet it before he flew off what a treasure.
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Take heed. Or not. I'm out. I hope this reaches a fraction of who it should.
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MAGA Jesus retweeted
Democrats thought they had a huge Midterm win 😂 little did they know it would be the biggest L they would ever take 💀💀💀💀💀💀 #Midterms2026
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Good question
Why is this angry little Elf Sayed so comfortable putting hands on another man like that?
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Hallelujah
BREAKING: Lifelong Michigan Democrats are going on CNN admitting they just voted RED for the first time! Even the base is walking away. The Democrat collapse is happening in real time! 🇺🇸🔥
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He should have done this all along. It's not too late.
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Ever cute!
What is easier than giving your cat a box to play in to make them happy? Getting your highland bull a pile of dirt. I wish I was this easily amused.
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I voted red, because each of these young ladies no longer can; thanks to Democrats and their Open Borders policies.
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Replying to @JamieBonkiewicz
I’ve never had a Christian tell me what I can and can’t do, but they have told me what would be right in their opinion. But LIBERAL WHITE WOMEN have been telling me what I can and can’t do or say my entire fucking life, with threats.
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Lifelong Democrat says he’s horrified with what he’s seeing in the current Democrat Party “I’m not exaggerating, I study history, it reminds me of 1930s Germany” “I used to consider myself a lifelong Democrat. I'm a card-carrying hippie, an environmentalist. I've lived with trees and redwood trees to do forest protection. I care about the world. I care about minority rights. I just want to say publicly though, that the course that the Democratic Party is taking right now — commercials coming out of Michigan and and just the movement in general — I would like to publicly say, like, I renounce my standing with the Democratic Party.” “I'm so disappointed and disgusted with the dangerous turn the Democratic Party's taking. It reminds me, and I'm not exaggerating, I study history, it reminds me of 1930s Germany. I don't get it — I feel like the party's been infiltrated by, I'd say demonic — the Free Palestine movement, in my opinion, is a Trojan horse. It's not about freeing Palestine. It's not about freedoms — it's about Islamic expansionism” “It’s been a curse everywhere that flag shows up. Look at Paris today. It's a curse. Look at those college campuses and the college minds. It's a curse wherever it goes — I just want to publicly renounce my affiliation — I just want to say publicly I'm not a Democrat” Everyone in America needs to wake up immediately like this man It’s no longer Red vs Blue It’s radical Islam Jihad and an open border to bring down America vs voting Red to Save America from becoming Islamic We have to Vote Red
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Damaged little creep indeed
I went to every single one of my 4 children's sport events straight through college because I love them above all. Abdul El-Sayed’s Muslim parents were too busy thinking about terrorism to love him—and now the damaged little creep wants to take his anger out on America? Vote!
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Replying to @ChuckRossDC
Little man syndrome; Abdul has no idea what he's talking about. Proud to say, as Pete's dad, he was an absolute star on the court in HS. Captain, all-conference, all-state player...earned! We parents cheered him on, yes. That's what families do-support each other. #Envy makes him bitter.
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🤣🤣🤣
This reel got over 100 million views
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He is actually claiming that all brown people treat thier children that they are never good enough. What a racist idiot.
Democrat Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed rants about how white kids had it better than him when he was a kid.
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