Seek Yee the truth. Poppin red pills like candy.
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A guy goes into a bar in New York where the bartender is a robot.
The guy sits down at the bar, and the robot asks: "What will you have?
The guy replies, "Whiskey."
The robot brings back his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot talks about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
After the guy leaves, he pauses at the street corner and thinks about what he just encountered, and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
The robot asks, "What's your drink?"
The guy answers, "Whiskey."
The robot returns with his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
This time, the man replies "100."
The robot talks about NASCAR, Budweiser, Awbarn, and professional wrestling.
The man finishes his drink and leaves, but he is so interested in this "experiment" that he decides he'll try again.
He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.
The man replies, "Whiskey."
The robot brings the drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
This time, the man answers "50."
The robot leans in real close and s-l-o-w-l-y says, "How awesome is Mamdani’s rent freeze? It surely will help the housing problem.”
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NEW: Cash App has severed ties with the 'I've Had It' Podcast after hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan laughed uncontrollably at the thought of digging up Charlie Kirk's corpse and killing him again.
Cash App says they are no longer a sponsor of the show.
Just 20 minutes before the women cracked up at the thought of assassinating Charlie Kirk again, Welch had read an ad for Cash App.
Surprising anyone would want to sponsor this show in the first place.
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The Hawk showed its gratitude by allowing them to touch and pet it before he flew off what a treasure.
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Democrats thought they had a huge Midterm win 😂 little did they know it would be the biggest L they would ever take 💀💀💀💀💀💀 #Midterms2026
MAGA Jesus retweeted
I voted red, because each of these
young ladies no longer can;
thanks to Democrats and their
Open Borders policies.
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I’ve never had a Christian tell me what I can and can’t do, but they have told me what would be right in their opinion. But LIBERAL WHITE WOMEN have been telling me what I can and can’t do or say my entire fucking life, with threats.
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Lifelong Democrat says he’s horrified with what he’s seeing in the current Democrat Party “I’m not exaggerating, I study history, it reminds me of 1930s Germany”
“I used to consider myself a lifelong Democrat. I'm a card-carrying hippie, an environmentalist. I've lived with trees and redwood trees to do forest protection. I care about the world. I care about minority rights. I just want to say publicly though, that the course that the Democratic Party is taking right now — commercials coming out of Michigan and and just the movement in general — I would like to publicly say, like, I renounce my standing with the Democratic Party.”
“I'm so disappointed and disgusted with the dangerous turn the Democratic Party's taking. It reminds me, and I'm not exaggerating, I study history, it reminds me of 1930s Germany.
I don't get it — I feel like the party's been infiltrated by, I'd say demonic — the Free Palestine movement, in my opinion, is a Trojan horse. It's not about freeing Palestine. It's not about freedoms — it's about Islamic expansionism”
“It’s been a curse everywhere that flag shows up. Look at Paris today. It's a curse. Look at those college campuses and the college minds. It's a curse wherever it goes — I just want to publicly renounce my affiliation — I just want to say publicly I'm not a Democrat”
Everyone in America needs to wake up immediately like this man
It’s no longer Red vs Blue
It’s radical Islam Jihad and an open border to bring down America vs voting Red to Save America from becoming Islamic
We have to Vote Red
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Little man syndrome; Abdul has no idea what he's talking about. Proud to say, as Pete's dad, he was an absolute star on the court in HS. Captain, all-conference, all-state player...earned! We parents cheered him on, yes. That's what families do-support each other. #Envy makes him bitter.
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As a black man who was a liberal way back when, I’ve discovered two things:
Conservatives will hate your opinion. It really won’t go beyond that. If you’re black, your race won’t be much of a factor for them.
Liberals will hate your opinion, you, your family, and will try to ruin you if they can. If you’re black, racism will be allowed against you. Black liberals will give the nod to white liberals, who will then unleash every racist tirade they’ve been saving up until this moment. It’s like a limp-twisted purge for them.
I’m not wrong.
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Here’s Ilhan Omar promoting the Safari Restaurant in Minneapolis for feeding kids.
The owner was just sentenced to 30 years in prison for the feeding our future fraud scheme.
They stole hundreds of millions of dollars from hungry children.
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🚨 BREAKING: The US State Department will be issuing VISAS to Flavio Bolsonaro and his family as leftist Brazilian president Lula attempts to have Bolsonaro ARRESTED for questioning election results
THIS is the kind of visa I can get behind.
It's rumored Flavio and his family have already successfully gotten out of Brazil, despite Lula suspending his passports and sending federal police after him.
The current story is Bolsonaro crossed the border into Argentina, and took a private jet to the United States earlier today.
Welcome to America, Flavio 🇺🇸