@CanopyLife2

I’m here for laughs.

Joined January 2010
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“I got your miracle right here, nerd”—Matthew 9:47 Baby Billy Freeman 😂
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They are sick in the head
The Account Formerly Known As
@Doc_Texas1h
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Xander DiMera@LonghornPhenom5h
Tough times for Mississippi State fans right now .....
Barstool Sports
@barstoolsports7h
Kamario Taylor is out for the season Brandon Walker:
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That feeling when you walk out the office for a 3 day weekend.
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joshua snead@josnead6h
We don’t post many outtakes so here’s one of Robert injuring himself 🤣
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Valerie Gonzalez
@ValerieElisse5h
Remember when nephew quit on the Spurs because SA said his injury was degenerative and required lifelong maintenance? Now, the overcompensation has his “good” knee sidelined for weeks. The Spurs’ medical receipts always clear
Shams Charania
@ShamsCharania7h
Toronto's Kawhi Leonard is expected to miss a period of weeks due to swelling in his left knee, sources tell ESPN. MRI on Leonard's knee showed no structural damage, but sides will use the shorter term to ramp him back up after the stoppages during the offseason.
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Joey 🃏@AssassinateHate20h
A competent point guard who can space the floor has saved this boy’s broke ass life
Hoop Central
@TheHoopCentral20h
ALPEREN SENGUN TONIGHT: 29 POINTS 9 REBOUNDS 9 ASSISTS 6 STEALS 11/15 FGM +29 +/- 37 MINUTES
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Elias Valverde@elias_valverde16h
And the photo… For @dallasnews
NFL
@NFL21h
Just a comically good throw and catch 🤠 DALvsPHI on ESPN
Stream on @NFLPlus
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This is how I know the Florida loss keeping Texas out the playoffs last year was some bs. Because the OU loss is just as worst as last year’s Florida loss, except now Texas has the win over Ohio State. Sark was right. Schedule McNeese State in 2025, and you make the CFP.
Brandon Walker College Football Show
@BFWshow7h
We had our first Bold Take Monday guest, Mr. T-Bob Hebert and he delivered a MAJOR bold take.
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NFL
@NFL6h
BREAKING: Colts trading guard Quenton Nelson to the Seahawks for a 2027 3rd-round pick and a 2028 5th-round pick. (via @rapsheet, @adamschefter)
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CJ Vogel
@CJVogel_OTF6h
Unlikely that Texas ever plays Kamario Taylor given MSST is not on the schedule for 2027. Personally I am bummed to not see a talent like Taylor in person.
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iisha Morrison@Iishamorrison21h
He’s a sicko for having the concentration to look directly at where his toe was aligned 😭
Coach Dan Casey
@CoachDanCasey21h
Just a ridiculous throw & catch 😳
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NFL on ESPN
@ESPNNFL20h
"There's only two plays that they can't stop. That's the run and the pass." Wade Phillips off the top 😭
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Jane Slater
@SlaterNFL19h
Hahahaha Clarence just doing his part. Team needed bulletin board material
Nick Harris
@NickHarrisFWST19h
Jake Ferguson to @clarencehilljr: “Thank you Clarence, appreciate it.”
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Coach Dan Casey
@CoachDanCasey20h
He moves like a Safety.
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Marcus Mosher
@Marcus_Mosher18h
Still waiting on the official numbers but #Cowboys CB Joey Porter Jr. has allowed 10 total yards on 9 targets since being traded to Dallas. Opponents have a passer rating of 39.6 when targeting him via @PFF.
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Claudia@TexasEx1020h
DeMarvion Overshown interception!
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Gunar Matthews@TXson_6921h
Aggies seeing positive things said about Austin and DKR. – at San Angelo, TX
BeatinTheBookie.com®️
@BeatinTheBookie23h
Final Austin weekend tally: Hotel $2800 Flights $1400 Tickets $900 Usually weekends don’t deliver EV, but I’d go back to Austin for a game tomorrow if need be. Place delivered in all areas. Food, fans, stadium, excitement. Texas game days get an A++ from me.
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Nick Kelly
@_NickKellyOct 26
News: Alabama DB Dre Kirkpatrick Jr. was arrested on 2 misdemeanor charges Friday: harassing communications and doxing. Kalen DeBoer said he is "not with us" Monday after the program announced Kirkpatrick was suspended Saturday. al.com/alabamafootball/2026/…

Alabama defensive back arrested on 2 misdemeanor charges

Dre Kirkpatrick Jr. is in his third season with Alabama football.

al.com
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Graham Coffey
@GrahamCoffeyDCOct 26
Cody Campbell tagging Texas Tech employees and threatening to have the school remove access from a radio station because of a post by a producer with 175 followers... Take the checks, take the optics issues that come with the guy who wrote them
Cody Campbell
@CodyC64Oct 26
Replying to @BTRiker03
How about “for the sake of the program”, everybody @TexasTech stops talking and doing interviews on @DoubleT973? @robertgio, let’s discuss.
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3rd and 10 and give up 17. Cowboys defense
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