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Captain Canuck / Tom Evans

@CanuckCap

Tom Evans explored a crash site & was empowered by the alien artifact found there. He became Captain Canuck, champion of the oppressed & exploited (RP Account)

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Joined March 2013
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โ€œ๐•๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•ž๐•’๐•ช ๐•จ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•›๐•ฆ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•˜๐•š๐•ง๐•– ๐•ฆ๐•ก ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐••๐•š๐•– ๐•“๐•ฆ๐•ฅ ๐•€โ€™๐•ž ๐•˜๐• ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•˜๐•  ๐••๐• ๐•จ๐•Ÿ ๐•—๐•š๐•˜๐•™๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜! ๐•€โ€™๐•๐• ๐••๐•  ๐•ž๐•ช ๐•ก๐•’๐•ฃ๐•ฅ. ๐•€๐•ฅโ€™๐•๐• ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•œ ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฅ.โ€ Captain Thomas Aaron Evans Soldier. Agent. Hero. Legend. Captain Canuck โ™ก + โ†ป
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Such a sad, strange little man. He does not have my pity.
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Not for sale. Never for sale.
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Oษด แด˜แดสŸษชแด„แด‡ ส€แด‡แด„แดส€แด…, แด€ แดกแด€ษดแด›แด‡แด… แด„ส€ษชแดษชษดแด€สŸ, Gส€แด‡แด‡ษด Hแดส€ษดแด‡แด› ษชs Bส€ษชแด›แด› Rแด‡ษชแด…, แดแดกษดแด‡ส€ แดา“ แด›สœแด‡ Dแด€ษชสŸส Sแด‡ษดแด›ษชษดแด‡สŸ! FแดสŸสŸแดแดกษชษดษข สœษชs า“แด€แด›สœแด‡ส€โ€™s สŸแด‡ษขแด€แด„ส, สœแด‡ แด˜ส€แดแด›แด‡แด„แด›s แด›สœแด‡ ษชษดษดแดแด„แด‡ษดแด›! Gส€แด‡แด‡ษด Hแดส€ษดแด‡แด› Sแด›ส€ษชแด‹แด‡s Aษขแด€ษชษด! Media Mogul. Vigilante. โ™ก+โ†ป
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// Also Iโ€™m fairly certain Morph goes by they/them pronouns. Soโ€ฆyeah. Fuck off.
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// Saw a Wolverine tweet so bad it got me on my Captain Canuck account again. A tweet so bad it angered the Canadian flag with abs
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// Man.
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โ€œThat may be the worst thing Iโ€™ve ever heard.โ€
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โ€œI canโ€™t tell if youโ€™re comfortable in that sitting position or incredibly uncomfortable.โ€
โ€” ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐–๐‡๐ˆ๐“๐„ ๐๐”๐„๐„๐ (@PSIONICKISSES) profile pictureโ€” ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐–๐‡๐ˆ๐“๐„ ๐๐”๐„๐„๐@PSIONICKISSES12 Jun 2024
โ€”โ€” no cake, only scheming ( from @ oldghost1985 )
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โ€œNice catch. Need a hand with that?โ€
๐’ฅ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“ƒ๐’พ๐’ป๐‘’๐“‡ ๐’ฒ๐’ถ๐“๐“‰๐‘’๐“‡๐“ˆ (@shulkieshehulk) profile picture๐’ฅ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“ƒ๐’พ๐’ป๐‘’๐“‡ ๐’ฒ๐’ถ๐“๐“‰๐‘’๐“‡๐“ˆ@shulkieshehulk3 Jun 2024
#๐“ข๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ต๐“ด๐“ฒ๐“ฎ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฏ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟโ€™๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ: โ€œHi, sweetie!โ€ ๐Ÿ’š
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// Did you hear about Captain Canuck comic book character Donald Trumpโ€™s guilty verdict? What interesting news!
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โ€œTechnically no. But I do have boosters to give me some additional air time.โ€
โ€ูŽ (@MVRPSUPPORT) profile pictureโ€ูŽ@MVRPSUPPORT29 May 2024
โ € โ € โ € ( #MVRP ) โ€”โ€”โ€” RETWEETS! Retweet this post if your muse can fly! โ € โ € โ €
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// โ„‚๐•™๐•’๐•ฃ๐•’๐•”๐•ฅ๐•–๐•ฃ ๐•‹๐•ฃ๐•š๐•ง๐•š๐•’
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// When Michael formed the international crisis-response and humanitarian relief organisation Equilibrium, Tom took on the role of its public face. However, he parted ways with the group in protest of his brotherโ€™s methods.
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// Tom later began working with P.A.C.T., a branch of C.I.S.O. One of the founders of P.A.C.T. was Tomโ€™s father, Joseph.
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โ€œGuess that means I should call you โ€˜old manโ€™.โ€
The Flash. (@ThereInAFIash) profile pictureThe Flash.@ThereInAFIash29 May 2024
Iโ€™m like 150 years old. Youโ€™re all โ€œkidโ€ to me.
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โ€œI may be super, butโ€ฆ heheh โ€ฆ Iโ€™m nooooo hero.โ€
๎จ€ Mercenary Barbie.โœจ (Mentally Checked Out โœŒ๏ธ) (@GunFuMerc) profile picture๎จ€ Mercenary Barbie.โœจ (Mentally Checked Out โœŒ๏ธ)@GunFuMerc5 Jul 2023
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โ€œMy apologies. I would also choose the bear.โ€
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โ€œDonโ€™t think itโ€™s something anyone can get โ€œusedโ€ to.โ€, sir. No matter how much of it you see.โ€
๐–‡๐š๐ซ๐ง๐ž๐ฌ. (@bittermarched) profile picture๐–‡๐š๐ซ๐ง๐ž๐ฌ.@bittermarched27 May 2024
thought he'd gotten used to itโ€”the gunfire, the bloodshed.
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โ€œVarious ethical and political differences. It would never work.โ€
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Well?
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โ€œDoesnโ€™t seem very polite. Wouldnโ€™t want someone to dish those points back to you.โ€
Star-Lord (@StarLordOfDance) profile pictureStar-Lord@StarLordOfDance27 May 2024
โ€œIโ€™m so good at pointing out everyoneโ€™s flaws.โ€
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โ€œGonna need a new punching bag. Again.โ€
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