Capriote (@Capriote_) header
Capriote (@Capriote_) profile picture

Remigration enthusiast. Absurdist. Anti-antiracist

Joined July 2026
Photo by Capriote (@Capriote_)Photo by Capriote (@Capriote_)Photo by Capriote (@Capriote_)Photo by Capriote (@Capriote_)Photo by Capriote (@Capriote_)Photo by Capriote (@Capriote_)Photo by Capriote (@Capriote_)Photo by Capriote (@Capriote_)Photo by Capriote (@Capriote_)Photo by Capriote (@Capriote_)
Replying to @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl
Nothing worse than an ungrateful civilian. Buddy, I’ve got every person’s 6 covered in this entire zip code right now. Maybe you should be pushing our cart.
10
27
3
2,343
36,547
“KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDO” leftists awfully quiet about the state sanctioned foreign brown child rapists in their neighborhood.
48
This AI bot is less of a harpie than the median HR hiring manager
My brother had an AI interview with Karen and she might hate him more than me 😭😭
23
Shame on the CIA and federal government for not tossing Jensen Huang some strange. We could avoid a lot geopolitical strife if we adopted such a policy
25
Remember when some tech nerds thought they could show up to the Vatican with spreadsheets and convince the Pope a computer has a soul
56
Lmao the flag for the Jewish Autonomous Oblast in Russia is just the pride flag.
35
Capriote retweeted
It is unnatural that I have to beg employment from someone I could feasibly kill in hand to hand combat.
393
1,916
138
28,760
694,429
Capriote retweeted
BREAKING: Bukele’s military forces are striking armed gangs in Haiti. A Salvadoran attack helicopter could be seen opening fire against gangs in Croix-des-Bouquets tonight
194
1,384
155
11,260
860,384
Capriote retweeted
By June 1898, Spain had held Guam for four centuries, but the island was so neglected that the local authorities hadn’t received news for months. They didn't even know the Spanish-American War had begun. The USS Charleston slides into the harbor, expecting resistance. Nada. So they fired a few warning shots at an old fort, which the Spanish interpreted as a friendly salute. Local officials rowed out in a boat and apologized that they were out of gunpowder so they couldn’t return the "salute." The Americans said, "Uh, yeah ... we’re at war so you’re our prisoners.” The Spanish officials were stunned. After some awkward back-and-forth, the Spanish governor surrendered, along with ~50 poorly equipped soldiers. No one got hurt. Completely bloodless.⁠ US sailors raised the flag and found a single American citizen on the island. A merchant whose previous job was as an elevator operator in San Francisco. The ship's captain said, "you're in charge now," and sailed off to the Philippines. It took about six months for the Americans to return.
🚨REPUBLICANS FLIP THE GUAM GOVERNORSHIP🚨
34
391
15
7,803
220,618
8/9 responses from the German youth are some variety of “I would be a Democrat because I love abortions and homosexuality”
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
1
231
They’re doing this to me at the office tomorrow.
A guy tries dmt from toad venon
81
Indian and Pakistani stole a quarter of a billion dollars from the US You know how everything is 30-50% more expensive since COVID? It's because of the money we printed right into the pockets of browns like this
#BREAKING: Indian national pleads guilty to $227M Medicare fraud in Illinois.
19
167
3
861
5,258
A Mexican I know from college just posted instagram stories crying into the camera that his girlfriend was arrested by ICE when they tried to board a NY>Chicago flight. Patriots are in ContrQl
47
You can type these things into instagram and the app will show you hundreds of videos on the topic. Insane that we allow these people to have the internet. If you need any ammo, look no further
19
Arrest every person who signed off on this under 8 USC 1324. Use the fucking law and power we gave you.
#BREAKING: Manhunt underway after NYC ignored two ICE detainers and freed an illegal.
1
45
First day walking for these fellas.
British Army regulation states that: "Male hair is to be cut short such that its length does not reach to the collar or onto the ears." It appears they can bend the rules for certain groups of people now.
128
How can they be overwhelmed by great hardworking people who make countries better?????
#BREAKING: Haiti says it's “overwhelmed” by illegals deported from the United States.
56
1,158
5
24,690
248,581
It’s fun to check in on what delusions Black people have convinced themselves of most recently.
1
379
“My worst students were the smartest ones, who wouldn’t engage in the humiliation rituals I gave them. The tasks that were challenging for the girls and minorities, they just breezed right through”
This is what teachers think about your white sons if you have them in public schools
4
172
This is a badge of honor, never even interacted with this bum and he blocks an account with 100 followers. Dravidians are the softest group of people on the planet
101