Remigration enthusiast. Absurdist. Anti-antiracist
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BREAKING:
Bukele’s military forces are striking armed gangs in Haiti.
A Salvadoran attack helicopter could be seen opening fire against gangs in Croix-des-Bouquets tonight
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By June 1898, Spain had held Guam for four centuries, but the island was so neglected that the local authorities hadn’t received news for months. They didn't even know the Spanish-American War had begun.
The USS Charleston slides into the harbor, expecting resistance. Nada. So they fired a few warning shots at an old fort, which the Spanish interpreted as a friendly salute. Local officials rowed out in a boat and apologized that they were out of gunpowder so they couldn’t return the "salute."
The Americans said, "Uh, yeah ... we’re at war so you’re our prisoners.” The Spanish officials were stunned. After some awkward back-and-forth, the Spanish governor surrendered, along with ~50 poorly equipped soldiers. No one got hurt. Completely bloodless.
US sailors raised the flag and found a single American citizen on the island. A merchant whose previous job was as an elevator operator in San Francisco. The ship's captain said, "you're in charge now," and sailed off to the Philippines.
It took about six months for the Americans to return.
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Indian and Pakistani stole a quarter of a billion dollars from the US
You know how everything is 30-50% more expensive since COVID?
It's because of the money we printed right into the pockets of browns like this
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How can they be overwhelmed by great hardworking people who make countries better?????
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You need to understand how Right-wing people under 40 view the Left.
When we think of Leftists, we do not think of Barack Obama or Ezra Klein. Yes, these guys are on the Left, but younger Millennials and Zoomers on the Right do not think of Leftists in their own age bracket as polished technocrats.
These are not the sort of people that make up our Left-wing counterparts that we grew up with, went to school with, or work with.
When we think of Leftists, the first thing that pops into our head are a bunch of disgusting, depraved, spiteful mutants who want to destroy everything around them as payback for the crime of being born.
We think of Discord troons that invaded our hobbies, Reddit mods who are drunk on the most insignificant power imaginable, that one girl from high school or college who became a literal Communist, and that friend or family member who cut off all contact because we refused to treat their mental illness like a status symbol.
We think of people who, if they ever became a majority of the country and actually managed to possess political power, would inevitably kill tens of millions of people out of blind envy and petty cruelty.
Younger people on the Right come across as impatient and anxious in their mindset and mannerisms because they understand what will eventually happen when these people succeed their Gen X and Boomer predecessors in the Democratic Party.
They know what is to come if their own generational cohorts on the Left actually take power, and they feel incredibly exasperated that it seems like none of their parents or grandparents understand just how late the hour truly is.
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BREAKING: Katie Hobbs-Aligned Canvassers Caught Willing to Allow Non-Citizens and a Felon to Vote
Muckraker went undercover in Arizona to investigate the groups working to re-elect Gov. Katie Hobbs @katiehobbs and other Democrats.
The full report is quote tweeted below.
Here’s what we found:
Stand Indivisible Arizona (endorsed Gov. Hobbs in its 2026 ballot guide) — Our journalist posed as a Canadian citizen and asked to register to vote. The canvasser not only agreed to help the alleged non-citizen register but also, when asked whether other Canadians could register too, said, "Tell them to do it online."
Worker Power (working to re-elect Gov. Hobbs) — Our journalist told a canvasser they were not a U.S. citizen. Despite this, at our journalist’s request, the canvasser marked “yes” on the citizenship question of the voter registration form.
When We Count (the DNC’s own registration program) — Our journalist posed as a felon on probation and asked to register to vote. The canvassers looked up the law and saw that a felon on probation is ineligible. Even so, they encouraged our journalist to register: “You should just do it.”
AFL-CIO (phone bank mobilizing voters for Gov. Hobbs) — Our undercover journalist asked a phone bank trainer whether to ask the people being called if they're citizens. The trainer’s answer: “We don’t care.”
Our journalists stopped every exercise before any voter registration form was submitted.
We also asked Gov. Katie Hobbs about these findings.
Watch this report and share it with the world.
BREAKING: Katie Hobbs-Aligned Canvassers Caught Willing to Allow Non-Citizens and a Felon to Vote
Muckraker went undercover in Arizona to investigate the groups working to re-elect Gov. Katie Hobbs @katiehobbs and other Democrats.
Here’s what we found:
Stand Indivisible Arizona (endorsed Gov. Hobbs in their 2026 ballot guide) — Our journalist posed as a Canadian citizen and asked to register to vote. The canvasser not only agreed to help the alleged non-citizen register, but when asked whether other Canadians could register too, she said, “Tell them to do it online.”
Worker Power (working to re-elect Gov. Hobbs) — Our journalist told a canvasser they were not a U.S. citizen. Despite this, at our journalist’s request, the canvasser marked “yes” on the citizenship question of the voter registration form.
When We Count (the DNC’s own registration program) — Our journalist posed as a felon on probation and asked to register to vote. The canvassers looked up the law and saw that a felon on probation is ineligible. Even so, they encouraged our journalist to register: “You should just do it.”
AFL-CIO (phone bank mobilizing voters for Gov. Hobbs) — Our undercover journalist asked a phone bank trainer whether to ask the people being called if they're citizens. The trainer’s answer: “We don’t care.”
Our journalists stopped every exercise before any voter registration form was submitted.
We also asked Gov. Katie Hobbs about these findings.
Watch this report and share it with the world.
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An increasingly large part of the economy is made up of losers doing tiny power games like this at each other all day
It does not appear to inspire workforce participation
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Das ist das erste Mal in der Geschichte der Menschheit, dass Länder fremde Armeen freiwillig ins Land lassen.
Diese diese dann verköstigen, ihnen Unterkunft geben und finanzieren. Wenn diese beginnen, Kriege gegen die Bevölkerung zu führen, bei denen geplündert, geraubt, gebrandschatzt, getötet und vergewaltigt wird, einfach nur zusehen.
Das gab es in der Geschichte der Menschheit noch nie.
Für solch ein Ausmaß an Landesverrat gibt es noch nicht einmal einen Begriff. Das konnte sich bisher keiner vorstellen.
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Sauchiehall Street, Glasgow, 2018
VS
Sauchiehall Street, Glasgow, 2026
Which do you prefer?
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Permanently incapacitating 0.07% of the population would eliminate a huge fraction of the problems in our shared public spaces, along with a tremendous cost in support and emergency services.
Every one of these hopeless cases is responsible for consuming the entire local tax contribution of a couple dozen residents, citizens whose lifetime of labor paying into the commons is effectively wasted and redirected into the upkeep of a class of permanent dependents who need constant supervision to not harm themselves and others.
A lot of policing and incarceration questions are framed as freedom vs security trade offs affecting the liberties and dignity of common people, but the pressing questions of today are all "how should the 99% of us without severe behavioral deficits choose to deal with the tiny minority of people who cause almost all problems" which is not a question of common liberty.
It's more like an animal rights issue; a question of how we as a society rule with conscience over a helpless form of life that occasionally causes us harm, but otherwise poops wherever it wants because it's an animal, and could never join us no matter how nice we are to them.
This slide presented yesterday really shows the need for something like 'No Wrong Door'
There are 950 high risk homeless people that cost the county 137 million in repeat EMS + healthcare + criminal calls / costs
I'm not fully convinced the plan will work yet, but I pray that it does , I'm not sure the no wrong door really has an involuntary commitment component, TBD
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Sorry kid, can’t have your homecoming dance because some inbred subtarded foreigners shot two of your friends because your parents voted for more diversity and elected public officials that hate you.
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#BREAKING: 500 U.S. troops deploy to the Rio Grande after cartel shot at a Coast Guard boat.
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I was actually raised to treat everyone equal.
All my racism, homophobia, and misogyny is entirely learned, from seeing and interacting with browns, gays, and women.
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My father told me this once and I stated plainly that I would rather die penniless and alone in a gutter than live mired in lies. I told him that such habitual, cowardly lying rots the soul and has ruined the world.
This attitude extends to everything they see. Women, covid, politics, safety, crime, no thought for the future or the consequences of lies, only an ardent demand that we ignore those ruinous truths because doing so lets us pretend to be happy now. I watched the world around me go insane, I watched people destroy themselves, I learned a full fucking third of my generation was slaughtered on the altar, all justified with these polite little lies, all justified with “but telling the truth makes people sad so we have to lie :)”.
This “advice” will destroy you. A good life isn’t found in pursuit of polite little lies, it’s not maintained by letting people destroy themselves and others over falsehoods, and certainly not in pursuit of some faux short-term “happiness”. One day you’ll lie about what you believe, the next it’ll be about what you want, next you’ll lie to yourself about who you are and by the end, you’ll just be an empty shell to be filled by the demons of modernity.
Happiness is not found in telling lies, but by aligning yourself, your desires and your beliefs upon the axis of creation; those rules of nature under which we must all live.
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I'm not averse to competing with foreigners, but if you cede that we are in competition & not in cooperation, then it is rational & correct for me to want to exclude them from moving pieces on my side of the board, too.
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178 years ago Mexico lost half its territory to real American patriots, something you will never be
215 years ago, Mexicans fought an empire that demanded our land and our labor. And we won.
I'll carry that fight with me to Congress as New York's first Mexican American representative.
And I'm strengthened not just by Mexico's history but its present. Last month I met comrades in Morena who are standing up to the empires and corporations that have always taken from us – and building a government for the working class.
¡Viva la Independencia, Viva México!
