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Akshit

@CaptainGzb

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Joined February 2022
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Elections in India for next 10 yrs, > Election announcement > ECI starts SIR in election State > Delete voters of opposition > ECI + ED + CRPF + BJP > BJP wins majority states > 1-2 small states to opposition > Repeat The opposition of India seems to be in coma.
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Congress ke time pe logo mein tameez hoti thi...
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"Congress ke time pe" is INC's "Aayega Toh Modi Hi" moment. Milk tf out of it.
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Congress ke time pe movies achhi banti thi...
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Ecosystem Epstein 'hit job' misses mark? Sharam karle RSS
Rahul Shivshankar (@RShivshankar) profile pictureRahul Shivshankar
@RShivshankarOct 28
Hardeep Puri nominated to RS from Madhya Pradesh. MESSAGE: MODI REPOSES FAITH IN HARDEEP PURI Ecosystem Epstein 'hit job' misses mark?
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Pradhanmantri Epstein Rajya Sabha Seat Yojana
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ANI (@ANI) profile pictureANI
@ANIOct 28
BJP names Hardeep Singh Puri as its candidate for Rajya Sabha bypoll from Madhya Pradesh
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So what? Atleast you can pay that 1.5 lakh with UPI...Oh I'm sorry it exceeds the UPI limit too...
Palki Sharma (@palkisu) profile picturePalki Sharma
@palkisuOct 26
₹1.5 lakh for Air India business class, Delhi to Goa. The airline sends you to @EncalmIndia. Chaotic, barely a seat in sight. Encalm is a lovely name. Ambitious, though. Perhaps call it Endure? As for @airindia, is the premium experience delayed, diverted or cancelled?
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I'm 2002% sure he will NOT.
The DeshBhakt 🇮🇳 Akash Banerjee (@TheDeshBhakt) profile pictureThe DeshBhakt 🇮🇳 Akash Banerjee
@TheDeshBhaktOct 26
Will Modi ji listen to Bapu?
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Will Modi ji listen to Bapu?
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Indian shopkeepers and business owners are making reels on Instagram, showing how nobody is coming to their shops even during festive season. Some are blaming online shopping, while others are just clueless as to what's happening! Modi-made lost decade!
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"Modi hi nahi...Modi ka baap bhi jaayega" - Congress President Kharge 😭🙏🏼
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Both APs are in crisis! Arunachal- Chinese aggression and invasion. Andhra- Collapse of electoral system.
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Looks like a movie poster tbh 😂
Congress (@INCIndia) profile pictureCongress
@INCIndiaOct 25
CHALO DILLI 🏃‍♂️ Vote Bachao - Desh Bachao ✊ 🗓️ 1 November 📍Ramlila Maidan
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As if India is a very stable nation and everyone is living a happy life.
Aravind (@aravind) profile pictureAravind
@aravindOct 24
We will see protests by some groups starting in border areas with China soon. Namely Arunachal, Sikkim, and Ladhak. Why? It's part of the India destabilization plan. If they happen, understand it can't be a coincidence for all the border areas to be in protests at same time.
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1 November Delhi will stop.
Rahul Gandhi (@RahulGandhi) profile pictureRahul Gandhi
@RahulGandhiOct 25
हमारा वोट चुराया जा रहा है और ये हम किसी हाल में चुपचाप नहीं सहेंगे। मतदाता सूचियों से नाम काटे गए। नियम-कानून तोड़े गए। और सवाल पूछने वालों पर लाठियां चलीं। अब जवाब देश देगा। 1 नवंबर - चलो दिल्ली। वोट बचाओ - देश बचाओ जन मार्च और महारैली। छात्र, किसान, मज़दूर, महिलाएं, नौजवान और व्यापारी - जिस-जिस को लोकतंत्र की फ़िक्र है, वो ज़रूर आए। वोट आपका है। लड़ाई भी आपकी है। 📍 रामलीला मैदान, नई दिल्ली PS: BJP और उसके साथियों का दिल से धन्यवाद, जो इस कार्यक्रम का इतना ज़ोर-शोर से प्रचार कर रहे हैं और इसे ज़्यादा से ज़्यादा लोगों तक पहुंचा रहे हैं। बस अगले 7 दिन भी यही जोश और लगन बनाए रखिए! #ChaloDilli #RamlilaMarch
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Andhra Pradesh is witnessing brutal COLLAPSE of Electoral System!! Understand the Chronology, > BJP loses majority in 2024 LS > Gets dependent on Nitish & Naidu > SIR & Vote Chori is exposed > Only AP and Bihar can save this Govt from collapse > Anarchy in Election Begins..
Vijay Kesari (@AndhraPodcaster) profile pictureVijay Kesari
@AndhraPodcasterOct 24
Andhra Pradesh is witnessing A complete collapse of democratic institutions. Just look at how WOMEN are being MANHANDLED In broad daylight.
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I hate to be the first one but this is the time when political violence kicks in.
yogeshh sharma.. (@yogeshsh2135) profile pictureyogeshh sharma..
@yogeshsh2135Oct 22
आंध्र प्रदेश में लोकतंत्र का नंगा नाच चल रहा है... उम्मीदवारों को नामांकन दाखिल नहीं करने दिए जा रहे... कोई दाखिल कर रहा है तो RO की टेबल से नामांकन उठाकर भाग रहे हैं। पुलिस तमाशा देख रही है... यह नया वीडियो भी कुछ यही कहानी कहता है
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Paaji just described the Delhi-NCR loop perfectly, > Credit card debt > Cheap booze consumption > Obese kids > Careless parenting
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Dhokha kha gayi India ki har bandi, I do it for a living call me Paakhandi, sirf cash aur aish main naa jaanu mandi, main hu munda bada changa lekin neeyat gandi..
NDTV (@ndtv) profile pictureNDTV
@ndtvOct 24
Posing As Rich Businessman, Man Dupes 20 Delhi Women Constables Of Rs 24 Lakh ndtv.com/delhi-news/posing-a…
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F*cking boomers man!
Sambit Patra (@sambitswaraj) profile pictureSambit Patra
@sambitswarajOct 23
आस्था और आधुनिक तकनीक का अद्भुत संगम। 🙏 पूज्य गुरुदेव स्वामी चिन्मयानंद जी के होलोबॉट के साथ माननीय प्रधानमंत्री श्री @NarendraModi जी ने आत्मीय संवाद किया। वर्ष 1993 में हुई ऐतिहासिक मुलाकात को स्मरण करते हुए स्वामी जी ने क्या कहा? सुनिए यह विशेष संवाद।
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Chaliye Deepak ke paas wapas chalte hain kinda news bite 🤣😂
Warren (@swd2) profile pictureWarren
@swd2Oct 23
FoxNews: what issues do you care about? Student: gas prices, inflation, stuff is too expensive FoxNews: ok bye
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