Senior Editor at The Sporting News. Formerly of Yahoo Sports. Once sang a duet of the Astronaut Jones theme with Tracy Morgan. #LGM Contact: [email protected]

Joined June 2009
Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.
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shaved into a mustache for a Halloween costume and suddenly kinda get how this could start as a bit and evolve into your thing.
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Gotta tell ya. It feels great.
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When does one one graduate from "Model" to "Supermodel?" Is there, like, a test? Or is it more like a Super Mario thing?
Tom Brady dating supermodel Candice Swanepoel: report trib.al/2r5hdBF
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BREAKING: Player on team playing to stay on team College football remains the funniest sport on earth. Related: Did that JMU fan ever the poop he promised to eat?
NEWS: Oregon State star WR Jesse Legree will be making a major announcement LIVE with 247Sports and CBS Sports today at 2:30 PM ET 🚨 📺 STREAM LIVE: youtube.com/live/agpizVyDKag
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Rob Cassidy retweeted
The plan: Instead of giving Knicks employees championship rings, use them as a lure to see who needs mandatory cybersecurity training
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"I never call coaches, that isn't my thing. I think they're a little bit out of the loop on the money." An in-depth Q&A with two NIL agents about negotiations, transfer decisions and who signs the checks sportingnews.com/us/ncaa-foo…
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I know how this season will go.
Casey Alexander has been great out here today. Who knows how this season will go, but this has been refreshing.
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Just when I thought “fake speakeasy” was as dorky and uncool as a bar gimmick could possibly get … Wasn’t there one of these dumps in Pittsburgh for a short time? I sorta remember walking in and out of one before I lived here.
Was recently at a bar where drinks were dynamically priced, i.e. the more people bought a particular drink, the more expensive it became (price would then decayed over time towards a floor). Fascinating to watch a few market mechanisms play out in a bar: People ventured outside their usual orders in search of cheaper alternatives, often discovering new favorites in the process. Others treated rising prices as signals of quality, happily paying premiums to try expensive drinks they’d never had before. More experienced drinkers behaved like value investors, picking up underpriced drinks they already knew were good while everyone else chased the popular ones. Price discovery, information leakage, herding, and utility trades all unfolded over rounds of drinks. More bars should try this.
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Does anyone have a good explanation for why bars in college towns filled with zoomers play almost exclusively music from 2008 or whatever.
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It’s become pretty clear big market teams cannot compete in this climate. We need a level playing field. No more CBA penalties. In fact, make these small market clubs pay the bigger clubs if they don’t reach a certain payroll floor. Time for competitive balance.
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If you do not get your payroll to 200 million by opening day, you have to give the difference to the Yankees, Mets and Dodgers. Sorry. We have to make this sport watchable again. I’m not doing a brewers-guards World Series every year
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I've found a long list of cool, underpublicized Pittsburgh Things™️ since moving here, but this is among the coolest of them all.
A tradition like no other in sports: Fans gather at the remnants of Forbes Field in Pittsburgh annually on 10/13 to celebrate the anniversary of Bill Mazeroski’s walk off home run that gave the Pirates a #WorldSeries title vs the Yankees. #LetsGoBucs
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Like I always say, Jalon Daniels is the Bill Snyder of Montell Cozarts
Should KU fans point out that Bill Snyder only won 2 conference titles, was 9-10 in bowl games and only won 64% of his games, but ksu fans treat him like he’s Bill Self? Both Jalon and Snyder did things to make their programs better than they were.
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hopefully someone has been looking into this company for a month and has a compilation of the worst ai-mangled game recaps major universities have published ready to go for their newsletter tomorrow
News release: WSU is partnering with FanWord, an AI company, to create AI-generated stories like game recaps, feature stories, player bios and "other editorial content." Soon, some of the content you see produced by @WSUCougars will be generated by AI
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People who think a cap is needed never had a point. They heard a rich person say it and wanted to see smart. Kinda like when grown men say “working at McDonald’s is for high schoolers.” It actually makes no sense but a lot of people repeat it cuz their grandpapper said it once.
MLB Payrolls of the remaining teams, ranked. Guardians: 29th Rays: 28th White Sox: 27th Brewers: 19th Dodgers: 1st So one out of the top 5 teams left spends money, and apparently that means we need a salary cap?
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Found my Sunflower Showdown outfit, I fear. See you v soon MHK
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Wait. Did the German World Cup dude move to the United States and become a full-time "Golly-gee look at this Sonic Cheeseburger" influencer?
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This man just LOOKS like a guy the entire globe could hate so violently it makes them physically ill. Thats such a good sign for USMNT.
Not to throw around the word aura lightly but this is like insane motion for a 17 year old
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Agree this is awful and misguided, but if you think it’s a northeast corridor thing, you’ve yet to encounter an SEC football Guy™️
Humans (specifically the brainwashed northeast corridor) have gotten to the point that a team offering PLAYOFF BASEBALL tickets for $35 is being shamed for being "too cheap." We have lost the plot as an entire populous. Holy shit, we have become absolute morons.
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