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I put the fart in artsy fartsy. post are not endorsements of retweets.

Joined August 2011
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Ben Platt in Dear Evan Hansen (2021)
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easiest marry fuck kill ever actually
Who will you: F*ck, Marry & Kill?
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-Jefferies endorsed 5 candidates in the midterms, 2 won. -Chuck Schumer endorsed 2 (Janet Mills, Haley Stevens) both lost, one nuked her career on camera.
Chuck Schumer will be the Majority Leader. Hakeem Jeffries will be Speaker of the House. Anyone crying about this is not a serious person. Both men did a phenomenal job recruiting candidates, supporting them, and ultimately delivering one of the best midterms wins ever.
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This is like that video of those gays watching the Valentina vs Nina Bonina Brown lip-sync to Greedy.
Los fachos viendo que Texas se pintó de azul con el triunfo de los Demócratas. PD. Texas no tenía un representante Demócrata en el Senado desde 1988. #EleccionesEEUU #USElections
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You can’t lead the opposition party while being bankrolled by the opposition. This should not be a controversial take.
NEW: Meet incoming speaker Hakeem Jeffries’ donors: Anduril and Palantir executives, Wall Street investors, crypto lobbyists, and donors funneling contributions through AIPAC. We followed the money behind Hakeem Jeffries. readsludge.com/2026/11/04/th…
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🔵 Abdul El-Sayed supports Chris Van Hollen as Senate majority leader over Chuck Schumer
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If you govern like Obama (no punishment for Bush admin war criminals/Wall Street), you get a Trump. If you govern like Biden (no punishment for officials complicit in J6), you get Trump again. UPHOLD THE LAW. QUIT LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING
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Deeply unserious.
The Hakeem Jeffries discourse is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen The guy who led the party to 45 gains gets to be Speaker, I’m really not sure what world some people are living in
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It’s my duty as a historian to remind you that one of Obama’s biggest blunders was not prosecuting any members of the Bush/Cheney administration or the Wall Street crowd behind the 2008 crash, granting impunity to war criminals, torturers, and white collar criminals. Let’s not repeat history.
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libbing out officially over i want jeffries and schumer gone
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if your takeaway from the last 24 hours is “americans want to reach across the aisle” you are wholly and completely unfit to represent the democratic party the message america sent last night was that they are DONE with this iteration of the republican party, full stop
Hakeem Jeffries: “This is not a partisan moment. This is a patriotic moment. This is not a blue moment or a red moment. It’s a red, white and blue moment because American has won tonight."
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Grace Reiter's first #SNL headshot! 📸: Mary Ellen Matthews/NBC
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The people gave us a mandate for bold, transformative policy. And our Democratic majority must meet the moment. Now is not the time for incrementalism or moderating our aspirations. We have to use our power and be ready on day one to do the work of repair and reconstruction.
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One of the biggest dangers for Democrats right now is centrists making up a fake story about why they won and then telling themselves that until they believe it and lose again. That's a big part of what happened to Biden.
Oh good lord. These people are such idiots. It was a complete pocket book election and they are patting themselves on the back for something that didn’t happen.
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The day after winning election, Senator-elect Peggy Flanagan called for Chuck Schumer to be replaced as the Democrats’ leader in the U.S. Senate.
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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We’re doing this to @PeteHegseth during Pride 2027.
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You are assigned a number when you are born. That anyone thinks the government doesn’t know who you are when participating in elections is a level of ignorance I cannot fathom.
Voting gags me every time like you really don’t needa see my ID?!
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DSA should start a letter writing / phone banking campaign to target any lawmaker who is even slightly amenable to left wing politics and implore them not to elect Chuck or Hakeem to leadership. I have less than zero faith in dems but if we even want the bare minimum of ending the war we have to prevent them from getting the votes for these roles.
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RIP lindsay graham, you would have loved getting fucked like this.
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Photo of me this morning, scrolling through Twitter, after falling asleep at 10pm
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